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Pierre Polheffer is based on Polnareff, so I will make him confront the foes of his inspiration. He is a master swordsman, with unicorn armor and can summon an unicorn spirit.

Whom can he beat?

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I can't unsee that deparved anime called Nobunaga Sensei's Young Bride. Who wrote it, Neil? Did Jacob Black come to life?

However, I have to say, as a Jojo fan, that I have found unintentional Nobunaga parallels in characters.

I present to you...

DIObunaga!

Ranmice!

Mitsutaro!

And Hideyucci!

Anyone who has seen parts 3 and 6 will realize very well why I don't have to explain the joke!

In my headcanon, Leah is a Jojo fangirl. Of course, like all fans, she has characters she loves and hates.

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Because that concept was powerful and wasted. Though it also was the only time the hero won by a Deus Ex Powerup. Due to GER, I will allow myself to have no limits.

Here are some more ideas:

Star Platinum Requiem: Infinite Time Stop, even stronger punches.

Hermit Purple Requiem: Vines can come from amywhere, amplifies Hamon to the Sun's levels.

Hierophant Green Requiem: The Emerald Splash gets through any defence, also can turn people into cherries.

Magician's Red Requiem: Has access to very hot plasma and magma, can sink an island at best, can turn the user into fire.

The Fool Requiem: Creates sand out of nowhere, can fill an enemy's insides with glass.

Emperor Requiem: Better tracking, explosive and perforating shots.

Cream Requiem: The black hole also controls gravity and attracts people towards it.

Killer Queen Requiem: Actually canon in practice, it's Bites the Dust. No other character with notable evolutions will be mentioned for obvious reasons.

Geb Requiem: Even better range, can change mass and even cause a flood, can turn thenuser into water if threatened.

Crazy Diamond Requiem: Josuke can now resurrect the dead and fully heal himself, surpassing the original limits of his Stand.

The Hand Requiem: Can erase a straight line around the world and also has King Crimson's ability.

Heaven's Door Requiem: Works even without the target seeing it. Can act as a Death Note.

King Crimson Requiem: We were barely saved by this. It could be timeskip for as long as its user wants, even going back in time if somehow the user still fucked up.

Purple Haze Requiem: Perfect control of the virus, death in five seconds.

Sex Pistols Requiem: Infinite ammo, can pierce even diamond and tanks.

Sticky Fingers Requiem: If the user is attacked, the zippers make a subconcious defensive action. Sorry, couldn't further upgrade this one.

Stone Free Requiem: Can create strings from everywhere and turn people into puppets.

Burning Down the House Requiem: Can restore ghost items completely. The user is invincible in a ghost room.

Weather Report Requiem: Can use its effects in a scale of countries, even global. Really, it just needs more range to be broken.

The male lead of the NT is a selfless black hero who is prone to risk his life to save others and was wasted in his canon. I am talking about Finn, but it could easily be Avdol. His flames can burn vampires and he would face a lot in the NT. Below are five who stand a chance, OCs or otherwise, and five who don't.

Can: Vlad

Vlad, a Vampire Lord and master of Bone Magic, can put up a good fight against the Stand user. He can surround Avdol with shield-bearing, competent skeletons, bring a rain of sharp bones or tombstones, and until Avdol has burned the walls, soldiers and projectiles of bones, Vlad can snap his spine. Of course, Avdol does stand a chance, but he also had a big possibility to lose.

Can't: Fang

He is also a Vampire Lord, but he is a horrible matchup for the fortune teller. Fang is a Master of Ice who can fire bombs and swords of frost, and his Ice Storm has killed many tough enemies at once. His Ice Armor is very thick and can recover quickly, and he is also resistant to most attacks. That made him a deadly match for Finn and Leah, but Avdol is very very skilled with flames which would melt vampiric skin and Ice Armor in seconds. With the Crossfire Hurricane, he might even counter the Ice Storm, which would mean Fang is in a huge disadvantage.

Can: Armilla

Sure, Avdol can land a solid hit and burn her, he also stands a chance. However, he has to sweat a lot for that to happen. Her teleport spam will make Avdol miss a lot and allow her to ambush him with knives. And Avdol is prone to cheap shots. He might also have to escape from Limbo and face many minor demons she can summon, and finally Armilla can use the environment in her advantage.

Can't: Nessie

Her powers are the regular vampiric ones, telepathy and enormous influence. She can hire bounty hunters and monsters against Avdol, and her gift is useful in teamfights. But since Avdol's flames can hurt her, he is far stronger than the woman and would destroy her in seconds, her threat level does not come from duels.

Can: Jane

Like Nessie, she isn't an OC and she is also very valued. Unlike Nessie, who is the person that would hire tens of bodyguards, Jane is the girl who would be the paid assassin. She could lose if Avdol ambushes her, but the vampiric senses make this harder, and once she spots him she can torture him with her mind alone. No Stand can save Muhammed from something that's directly to your head.

Can't: Dozer

Dozer is not a major vampire. He is a bodyguard of Benjamin, who is very muscular and swings a chain. He is physically very very strong and can tank a dozen lightsaber slashes, but faltered to Master Toni and has no great gift to protect him from flames.

Can: Robert

This vampire did not play a major role and had a horrible matchup against Rey, but there are really, really not many choices left for those who do stand a chance against Avdol, most are toast. Robert can read minds, which allows him to predict every move of the enemy. It can primarily be countered with a mental shield (as Rey had WITH the mind reading) or Time Stop. Avdol has neither.

Can't: Zafrina

Zafrina had extreme loyalty to Nessie. Her gift is to make illusions extremely strong, such that even the Force wouldn't sense them. But Avdol did manage to figure out such an enemy using heat, who was a Stand user to boot, Kenny G, which resulted in Kenny being effortlessly defeated! He can do the same to Zafrina and torch her.

Can: Benjamin

Against the others where "can" applies, Avdol still stands a chance. Not against this guy. Benjamin is the most powerful vampire in the story. He can control fire, just like Avdol, though he isn't a master of it. That alone would be a good mirror match... but Benjamin also has his vampirism, and now he can also control the other three elements, to the point he can split open the Earth and of course use water to put out enemy flames. Finally, there is air which can reflect the flames or choke Avdol. Benjamin has this in the bag.

Can't: Tia

The royal couple of Egypt aren't equals. It's clear that Benjamin is the stronger of the two and the dominant one. Tia is very smart and can hold her own very well in a fight. However, she is only powerful for a vampire with no gift. Which means Avdol can easily turn her to ash.

Issei. The pervert protagonist of High School DXD has the power of a dragon, and to boost or decline the power of himself and others. He is not to be underestimated, but not invincible either. Who can punish his pervertion?

Can: Jotaro Kujo

The only Stardust Crusader who can fight against Issei. Because Kujo can stop time before Issei drains his power or boosts his own, he can pummel him with hundreds of punches in five seconds, each with the power of a shotgun, and triumph.

Can't: Polnareff

A very straightforward fighter, he is an agile swordsman but gets worfed multiple times, even by Hol Horse. Initially he could have the advantage because of speed, but the more the fight is prolonged, the more Issei will start winning and eventually do so.

Can: Dio Brando

Jotaro with the Time Stop alone could win, but Dio is an even bigger threat to Issei. He can stop time for 9 seconds and do the same as Jotaro. Or drain Issei's blood. Or freeze him to molecules in Part 1. Or use the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes. Or creep the massive pervert out by his attitude, which will involve flirting.

Can't: J.Geil

J.Geil is a rapist, and has a very powerful Stand that jumps from mirror to mirror. However, Issei doesn't like messing with his oppai, will boost himself to tank any hit and finally drain the enemy's power if he lands one himself, which leaves Issei against a coward.

Can: Alessi

Alessi might be a pussy, but his Stand is creepy and can revert Issei to a small child. A child who had no powers at all to help him. Then he can axe the Red Dragon to death. Though if Issei hits first...

Can't: Jonathan Joestar

This hurts me, since I love him, but it's true. Jonathan would try to teach Issei some chivalry, and is also strong comparably to "Omae wa mu shindeiru" Kenshiro, but his honor would allow Issei to drain him of Hamon or boost himself to the level of a Pillar Man, or both.

Can: Mariah

Ideally, her magnetism gets stronger over time, which is ideal for Issei who can adapt very well. However, Mariah is an attractive, well-endowed woman who can even hide iron nails in her chest... where Issei will stare. He can win if he uses the clothes-ripping technique, but the easy distraction could be his end.

Can't: Avdol

This selfless hero is underrated and underused. His flames are extremely powerful and he is the reason Polnareff got nearly as far as he did. However, he fights someone with the power of the red dragon. Who can also increase his power as much as he wants. Avdol will at least try.

Can: Vanilla Ice

This Diosexual vampire might be a submissive male stripper with hearts and no pants, but is also a formidable enemy. His vampirism allows him to survive a lot of punishment, his appearance will freak the likes of Issei out, and his Stand, Cream, can instantly kill people regardless of strength. He can end the fight before Issei can boost his power, but still can win in one hit even after.

Can't: Tarkus

This zombie has a lot of raw strength. He is smart, but very very straightforward. Issei can deal with characters who have mostly super strength as their power, by reaching himself to their levels or draining their own. Tarkus is unlucky in this fight.

Note: I assume the Force can sense Stands here.

After Chapter 32, I admittedly did buff Finn a lot. Now he is a Jedi, can read minds and defend his own, sense most things with the Force and use telekinesis, as well as many weapons.

However, he still has his limits.

And a lot of the Jojo cast are still above him. Here are 5 baddies he can and 5 he can't beat.

Can: Alessi

Alessi is a coward with an axe. His Stand can turn people into children. He is pretty unlucky, as adult Finn could easily win even before he discovered he had the Force, as he beat a trained and armored coward with little to no help. Even if his Stand works, he still won't stand a chance against someone who was trained how to kill as a small child.

Can't: Santana

Yes, he is weak for a Pillar Man. Yes, he will get shot before he is in range, especially if he takes his time. Yes, this version of Finn can take on vampires and win. No, the human still doesn't stand a chance. Santana is still a Pillar Man who can eat vampires for breakfast... literally, and regenerate pretty quickly and easily. Once he reaches Finn, he has already won.

Can: Bruford

Let's go to the opposite scale of the undead. Bruford is one of the few zombies who were a threat to Jonathan, a competent swordsman who is also pretty smart. However, in the Japan arc, Finn did fight a similar honorable warrior who was far stronger and... barely, with a LOT of help and some sacrifices, but still won. The saber can cut vampires, so it is strong enough for any zombie. It would be a good fight, but Bruford would fall with a smile.

Can't: N'Doul

This blind man is no joke at all. He can compensate for his blindness with sound, and Finn doesn't have a tenth of his range and senses, not even fully trained. He would have no idea what hit him, even if he sensed the water. And the water is pretty damn powerful too.

Can: Mariah

I will be honest, before his training (aka right after TROS) he would lose unless he was careful enough to avoid the electrical outlet and just shoot her. After the training, he can use the Force far better, which would allow him to nearly perfectly counter the magnetism and sense the outlet. Plus, the Force can lift rocks, Mariah can't. Mariah will only win if Finn falls for the trap and attracts a vehicle or something similar.

Can't: Ghihaccio

This Stand user is way too powerful for Finn. He can use his icy Stand to create an armor that hardly anything can penetrate. Even if the lightsaber can, Finn would have to get close and be frozen to the absolute zero. Which is also his chance at beating Gihaccio.

Can: Hol Horse

Another guy he can beat without the Jedi training, right after Exegol. When his powers amount to sensing things he can't see. Hol Horse's Stand is a gun with guided bullets. He still struggles to hit a target, though he does succeed sometimes, and when he does, he can deal good damage.
All Finn can do with no training is to sense the bullets and be a crack shot... he could win by landing a hit first. With the Jedi training, no contest. Especially when he starts guiding his shots too.

Can't: J. Geil

Just because Geil deserves to die and Finn to live doesn't mean it will happen. J.Geil can invade any mirror, even someone's eyes. So, he could find a way to ambush even an average Force-Sensitive, and Finn isn't above average.

Can: Staits

Straits is actually very powerful, he can curbstomp four zombies at once and as an undead is a very no-nonsense enemy. The odds are actually 60-40 in his favor. Still, fully trained Finn does stand a chance, because the lightsaber can destroy vampires easily, being a hot stake of hard light for them. A vampire with Hamon is also weaker than usual. If Finn can outsmart Straits, since he uses his head against stronger enemies, and avoid those Space Ripper Stingy Eyes, he can actually claim victory. Straits is maybe the strongest Jofoe that Finn stands a chance against.

Can't: Vanilla Ice

The most loyal minion of Dio, even more than Wang Chan, Enya or even Pucci. (He is obsessed to the point genuine friendship sounds aloof, though Pucci is even more effective.)

Just because a saber can kill vampires and Finn can wield it doesn't mean he can beat this one. Ice can surround himself with a powerful void, instantly destroying whatever it touches, even the lightsaber. Plus, the void can't be sensed with anything, so the Force would do jack. Both would be disgusted by each other's values and go all-out, but Ice would win at the first charge.

1. Vanilla Ice and Blackbeard. A mirror match in powers, only the Stand can cover the user in a black hole and the logia can't, so the mirror match is easier for the former.

2. Perospero and Kakyoin. One can trap people with candy, the other with slimes, and both LOVE licking.

3. Kaido and Ultimate Kars. Simply because their role is to be powerhouses and unbeatable in a fair fight.

4. Katakuri and N'Doul. These two badasses don't need their eyes to see. One can sense very far, the other see into the future.

5. Nico Robin and Yoshikage Kira. She can make hands, he will kill for hands.

The opposite of the last vs I made, here a Jojo character will take on the One Piece cast! How well will he fare? Below five characters who can beat him and five who can't. (If it's 50-50, they count as Can.)

Can: Big Mom

This woman is HUGE, has a skin almost impenetrable, can control both fire and lightning and absorb souls. The last time Joseph was so outmatched in strength, a volcano and space had to save him. Jojo wouldn't probably even wound her.

Can't: Gecko Moria

Maybe the easiest match for Joseph from high-level enemies, Moria is a zombie that can take shadows and copy the powers of the enemy along with his own. The problem? Joseph has Hamon. Which destroys zombies and other undead if used on them or even used BY them. Add the facts that Joseph is the smarter of the two, and that he has beat superior undead to zombies, and Moria really never stood a chance.

Can: Whitebeard

Once again, Joseph is completely outmatched in strength. Old and sick Joseph (I mean Season 4, in 3 he was healthy and had some victories) was no longer a badass. Old and sick Whitebeard was still an one-man army who humiliated a powerful Admiral, even after a stab in the back. Whitebeard is also intelligent enough to catch up to Joseph, which means trouble for the latter.

Can't: Usopp

Really, Usopp is a great sniper, a good cheater and big liar, and intelligent, but Joseph is even more of these traits, except for sniping. Also, Joseph has both Hamon and, when older, a Stand, and once he gets in melee he is far stronger. Or he can just pull a Tommy Gun from his hiney if Usopp keeps him at bay.

Can: Enel

Joseph is far smarter and has a much, much bigger adaptablity. Once he figures out Enel's mindset and powers, it takes a next line trick to turn the tables. However, Enel could use his superior power and even better range to zap him from afar before Joseph can plan anything. And that could end the fight quickly in Enel's favor.

Can't: Buggy the Clown

His fruit is a pretty powerful one, he can regenerate all his body parts effortlessly, even if you cut him down to a thousand pieces. But Joseph has fought vampires, notable for their regeneration, and none of his attacks cuts things. From Hermit Purple to hamon-infused punches, they can all be useful. Plus, he is far more intelligent.

Can: Boa Hancock

Joseph has flirted with many women, ogled his mom once, cheated on his wife and overall might not be Sanji (or Issei from High School DXD) but also is a perv to a degree. And even if he resists Boa's charms, the two would be matched in power and even wits.

Can't: Koby

He started as a weakling and ended up quite competent and a Haki user. He got to the point where he can predict the enemy's moves and sense a torpedo he can't see. But... Joseph can do the same, can use his Stand for more range and buff his attacks with Hamon.

Can: Doflamingo

This would be a good fight. Hamon can control people to an extent, control liquids and boost fighting ability. But Doflamingo has an even better way to control people and can even use strings to stab someone in a ranged attack, able to match the vines of Hermit Purple. Doffy also has Haki and is a skilled fighter, and pretty intelligent. Joseph has to be composite of Part 2 and 3 for a good fight, but is on a disadvantage overall.

Can't: Oars

There is nobody more suitable for this fight than Joseph. A giant zombie, mostly dumb muscle, against a really really smart Hamon user (who can destroy zombies in one or two hits with it) who could predict every move of the monster, climb at possible weak points with his Stand, and effortlessly outsmart him. Joseph didn't beat Wamuu to lose to just a big undead.