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Five Jojo characters who can beat Lily Carnation (and five who can't)

2022-03-12T19:30:28Z

Lily Carnation is one of the most fearsome One Piece foes and also came in my latest chapter to cause trouble to Stormwolf. But whay if the foul flower is dropped in Jojo?

Well, some residents will go weeding. Who can beat it?

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Five Jojo characters who can beat Forge (and five who can't)

2021-12-29T23:04:24Z

( Don't underestimate rust )

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Five Jojo characters who can beat Rumble (and five who can't)

2021-08-22T12:12:54Z

Rumble is a brute who could make earthquakes with his brute strength only, and stun others with his howl. Also the toughest enemy Leah has ever beat alone. Even in Jojo he would be a threat, but not unstoppable. Who can end his menace?

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Five Jojo villains Pierre can beat (and five he can't)

2021-06-02T13:41:37Z

Pierre Polheffer is based on Polnareff, so I will make him confront the foes of his inspiration. He is a master swordsman, with unicorn armor and can summon an unicorn spirit.

Whom can he beat?

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Five Jojo heroes who could defeat Lilith (and five who would lose)

2021-04-15T13:52:14Z

Jojo has a lot of heroes. Each generatipn has its own. But who could defeat the Queen of the Cubi?

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Jojo is more accurate to Nobunaga's life than Nobunaga-Sensei

2021-03-29T10:08:58Z

I can't unsee that deparved anime called Nobunaga Sensei's Young Bride. Who wrote it, Neil? Did Jacob Black come to life?

However, I have to say, as a Jojo fan, that I have found unintentional Nobunaga parallels in characters.

I present to you...

DIObunaga!

Ranmice!

Mitsutaro!

And Hideyucci!

Anyone who has seen parts 3 and 6 will realize very well why I don't have to explain the joke!

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Death Battle! Harrymort vs DIO!

2021-03-22T11:06:15Z

I am a Jojo fan and saw the last sporked chapter of Perfect Lionheart. Where he ranted about how pathetic vampires are while his dryads are so much better amirite?

I wonder how his Stu would fare against an actually competent vampire...

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5 Jojo characters whom my version of Leah loves (and 5 she hates)

2021-03-14T14:14:31Z

In my headcanon, Leah is a Jojo fangirl. Of course, like all fans, she has characters she loves and hates.

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Five Jojo heroes who could defeat Kylo Ren (and five who would not)

2021-01-10T23:23:04Z

I put up heroes against hordes of Jofoes. Now let's do the reverse! Which Jojos and Jobros can deal poetic justice on Kylo?

Can: Joseph Joestar

Your next line is: "Of course! He is smarter than Kylo and will see through all his tricks!" And you will not be wrong. While Kylo was murdering civilians and his dad in cold blood without a fight, and got wounded by anyone who actually tried to fight him, except Luke who still humiliated him, Joseph was killing Aztec gods. Barely, but still! Even old, Joseph has Hermit Purple which increases his range, and his Hamon is actually pretty potent.

Can't: Guido Mista

Mista is underrated. He freaks out when he hears four, he gets a lot of beatings, but he is also brave and actually effective. However, his Stand is homing sentient bullets. Bullets Kylo can just stop in mid-air and just murder Mista.

Can: Jotaro Kujo

Kylo is not a good man. He will say he is innocent and that everyone else is the problem, he is abusive and will feign vulnerability to murder his own dad and countless civilians. These do not work on Jotaro, who will stop time before Kylo can freeze him and make him wish he was fighting Rey instead. Kylo is a melee fighter, which is a bad thing against Jotaro. Han would stand more of a chance.

Can't: Okyasu

Okyasu could on paper demolish Kylo Ren. The Hand could erase him from existence, which would be a favor to Rey. But... he is not clever. Kylo is actually a great manipulator and can feign innocence even to people who know what a monster he is. He would trick Okyasu.

Can: Bruno Buccariati

Bruno is the mafioso who leads a renegade gang against a mob boss that sells drugs to children. He is ruthless against his enemies, though he can also be a leader and very clever. He could use his Stand to create zippers and decapitate Kylo.

Can't: Jonathan Joestar

Honestly, I would really, really want Jonathan Joestar to destroy Kylo Ren. And like Okyasu, if he gets serious, he will punch through him. But there is a problem. Jonathan is too pure and innocent. Once Kylo starts saying he is a victim and feigns innocence, Jonathan will hesitate to punch him and will get killed by a cheap stab for it.

Can: Noriaki Kakyoin

He will never live down the way he eats cherries for me, but he is actually a great warrior. Kylo can sense invisible things with the Force, so he can sense the Stand, and freeze the Emerald Splash (or just deflect it with his saber), but Kakyoin is not an idiot. He would use his Stand to get inside Kylo, or immobilize him with threads, and only then Emerald Splash him to death. Of course, he can be frozen first, but he will find a way to evade that one.

Can't: Robert Speedwagon

Yes, Kylo would totally pick a fight with him. Yes, Speedwagon can actually fight better than your average crook. His bladed hat can surprise people and even wound Jonathan, while his sledgehammer can destroy a zombie, and Speedwagon will analyze Kylo perfectly. However, Kylo can sense and stop the bladed hat with the Force, cut through the hammer with the saber, freeze Speedwagon and stab him to death, since he has defeated Padawans and six elite warriors at once.

Can: Rohan Kishibe

Rohan is actually OP and a bit ruthless. Kylo could negate Heaven's Door by closing his eyes and trusting the Force... but no. He won't. He will give in to his anger and charge at Rohan. Or he will try to feign innocence, only to see a paper that says "you will tell only the truth, motherfucker". Rohan can write him hitting himself, being unable to hurt him, or even worse, Rey seeing his true colors.

Can't: Josuke Higashigata

Josuke can hit hard and fix things, and that makes him the ultimate helper in teamfights. However, he has to usually attack by punching, which puts him at Kylo's range, can't heal himself, can be frozen through the Force... and above all else, Kylo knows how to manipulate through words. And he will not insult Josuke's hair, which would cost him the fight.

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Some requiem ideas for Stands

2020-12-08T07:33:39Z

Because that concept was powerful and wasted. Though it also was the only time the hero won by a Deus Ex Powerup. Due to GER, I will allow myself to have no limits.

Here are some more ideas:

Star Platinum Requiem: Infinite Time Stop, even stronger punches.

Hermit Purple Requiem: Vines can come from amywhere, amplifies Hamon to the Sun's levels.

Hierophant Green Requiem: The Emerald Splash gets through any defence, also can turn people into cherries.

Magician's Red Requiem: Has access to very hot plasma and magma, can sink an island at best, can turn the user into fire.

The Fool Requiem: Creates sand out of nowhere, can fill an enemy's insides with glass.

Emperor Requiem: Better tracking, explosive and perforating shots.

Cream Requiem: The black hole also controls gravity and attracts people towards it.

Killer Queen Requiem: Actually canon in practice, it's Bites the Dust. No other character with notable evolutions will be mentioned for obvious reasons.

Geb Requiem: Even better range, can change mass and even cause a flood, can turn thenuser into water if threatened.

Crazy Diamond Requiem: Josuke can now resurrect the dead and fully heal himself, surpassing the original limits of his Stand.

The Hand Requiem: Can erase a straight line around the world and also has King Crimson's ability.

Heaven's Door Requiem: Works even without the target seeing it. Can act as a Death Note.

King Crimson Requiem: We were barely saved by this. It could be timeskip for as long as its user wants, even going back in time if somehow the user still fucked up.

Purple Haze Requiem: Perfect control of the virus, death in five seconds.

Sex Pistols Requiem: Infinite ammo, can pierce even diamond and tanks.

Sticky Fingers Requiem: If the user is attacked, the zippers make a subconcious defensive action. Sorry, couldn't further upgrade this one.

Stone Free Requiem: Can create strings from everywhere and turn people into puppets.

Burning Down the House Requiem: Can restore ghost items completely. The user is invincible in a ghost room.

Weather Report Requiem: Can use its effects in a scale of countries, even global. Really, it just needs more range to be broken.

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Five Jojo baddies who could be beaten by Stormwolf Timeline Leah (and 5 who never would be)

2020-11-24T12:27:34Z

I have put attention to Finn and Rey against Jojo characters. But what about Leah? Can she put up a good fight? Here are five enemies she does stand a chance against and five she doesn't.

Can: ZZ

The Wheel of Fortune is a lethal vehicle that spells terror to its enemies. However, Leah is powerful enough to damage a vehicle and fast enought to outrun it. She is very well-suited for such a fight.

Can't: Rubber Soul

Yes, she is far, far more skilled than him and yes, she is also smarter. But his Stand counters hard those who attack by punching and actually forced Jotaro to run for his life until he managed to get an advantage by drowning the user. Leah would also try to retreat and use the environment, but her own powers aren't useful here.

Can: Mariah

She is one of the few attractive women in Jojo until Part 6. Her Stand will cause things to be attracted to Leah, threatening to crush her. But... it takes time. Unless Mariah is really lucky and an object is silver, Leah will tank a lot of the stuff and is fast enough to speed blitz through Mariah with a single punch.

Can't: Risotto Nero

She would put up a VERY good fight against this badass, but he is always only one step ahead. His power is to control iron completely, which helped him corner Doppio. He can control blood and drain iron, or create razors from inside the target. But she is fast enough to strike first. However, he can turn invisible. She can smell him though... which will take precious time for him to strike, since she is a melee fighter. Leah actually has a small chance, but should I put 5% for "can"?

Can: Tarkus

If Bruford is the Finn of the Zombie Knight duo, Tarkus is the Leah, the smart bruiser. He is a brute, though he might have the advantage with the chain trick he used on Jonathan. Leah, however, is also very powerful physically and in her wolf form would run circles around Tarkus, taking him apart.

Can't: Santana

Yes, Leah beat an Archdemon in the end of my story, but she wasn't alone. If she and Finn were together, they might beat him simultaneously, but right now they can't do so all by themselves. Santana can recover even faster than a vampire or a werewolf and absorb vampires with a touch, making him even more mighty than Clearwater.

Can: Enya

The Hag and her Stand are fearsome. She was one of the higest-ranking minions of DIO, except she was not as good as Ice or Pucci. Her Stand is Justice and can form a cloud of smoke. But Leah's senses are too sharp for smoke, as proven against the Minotaur. Enya can send as many corpses as she likes. Leah's wolf form will crush any fodder in seconds, especially with the Seven-Sided Strike. Enya can mind control Leah. She has to inflict a wound at a woman who is fast enough to kill her without getting attacked, has hard skin and can heal her wounds very fast.

Can't: Esidisi

Yeah, Leah in the end of WHEA is so high-level I had to make the comparison. Basically a Pillar Man even stronger than Santana, who can make his blood boil, use his arteries as tentacles and can survive just as a brain and possess people, which is even more than Dio doing the same as a head. Leah can fight against many vampires, but not this guy, as her stronger form is also very vulnerable to heat.

Can: Yukako

She is a Yandere, so she is a villain. Her Stand is her hair, which can make even extremely powerful tentacles. However, Leah is fast enough to dodge and has the advantage in an open field, though she could lose in a closed space.

Can't: Dio Brando

Yeah. No caps. Because Part 1 Dio is the one who 100% stands a chance. Leah can't get too close because he will freeze her to death and shatter her instantly. At range, Dio is still stronger due to his Space Ripper Stingy Eyes, which can get through her powerful guard. Part 3 loses the vampiric abilities, which actually makes DIO more vulnerable to Leah and her preparations against vampires. I am still not sure if Leah stands a chance though, because DIO can turn the tables with his Time Stop.

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Five vampires of the NT that can beat Avdol and 5 who can't

2020-11-21T15:15:15Z

The male lead of the NT is a selfless black hero who is prone to risk his life to save others and was wasted in his canon. I am talking about Finn, but it could easily be Avdol. His flames can burn vampires and he would face a lot in the NT. Below are five who stand a chance, OCs or otherwise, and five who don't.

Can: Vlad

Vlad, a Vampire Lord and master of Bone Magic, can put up a good fight against the Stand user. He can surround Avdol with shield-bearing, competent skeletons, bring a rain of sharp bones or tombstones, and until Avdol has burned the walls, soldiers and projectiles of bones, Vlad can snap his spine. Of course, Avdol does stand a chance, but he also had a big possibility to lose.

Can't: Fang

He is also a Vampire Lord, but he is a horrible matchup for the fortune teller. Fang is a Master of Ice who can fire bombs and swords of frost, and his Ice Storm has killed many tough enemies at once. His Ice Armor is very thick and can recover quickly, and he is also resistant to most attacks. That made him a deadly match for Finn and Leah, but Avdol is very very skilled with flames which would melt vampiric skin and Ice Armor in seconds. With the Crossfire Hurricane, he might even counter the Ice Storm, which would mean Fang is in a huge disadvantage.

Can: Armilla

Sure, Avdol can land a solid hit and burn her, he also stands a chance. However, he has to sweat a lot for that to happen. Her teleport spam will make Avdol miss a lot and allow her to ambush him with knives. And Avdol is prone to cheap shots. He might also have to escape from Limbo and face many minor demons she can summon, and finally Armilla can use the environment in her advantage.

Can't: Nessie

Her powers are the regular vampiric ones, telepathy and enormous influence. She can hire bounty hunters and monsters against Avdol, and her gift is useful in teamfights. But since Avdol's flames can hurt her, he is far stronger than the woman and would destroy her in seconds, her threat level does not come from duels.

Can: Jane

Like Nessie, she isn't an OC and she is also very valued. Unlike Nessie, who is the person that would hire tens of bodyguards, Jane is the girl who would be the paid assassin. She could lose if Avdol ambushes her, but the vampiric senses make this harder, and once she spots him she can torture him with her mind alone. No Stand can save Muhammed from something that's directly to your head.

Can't: Dozer

Dozer is not a major vampire. He is a bodyguard of Benjamin, who is very muscular and swings a chain. He is physically very very strong and can tank a dozen lightsaber slashes, but faltered to Master Toni and has no great gift to protect him from flames.

Can: Robert

This vampire did not play a major role and had a horrible matchup against Rey, but there are really, really not many choices left for those who do stand a chance against Avdol, most are toast. Robert can read minds, which allows him to predict every move of the enemy. It can primarily be countered with a mental shield (as Rey had WITH the mind reading) or Time Stop. Avdol has neither.

Can't: Zafrina

Zafrina had extreme loyalty to Nessie. Her gift is to make illusions extremely strong, such that even the Force wouldn't sense them. But Avdol did manage to figure out such an enemy using heat, who was a Stand user to boot, Kenny G, which resulted in Kenny being effortlessly defeated! He can do the same to Zafrina and torch her.

Can: Benjamin

Against the others where "can" applies, Avdol still stands a chance. Not against this guy. Benjamin is the most powerful vampire in the story. He can control fire, just like Avdol, though he isn't a master of it. That alone would be a good mirror match... but Benjamin also has his vampirism, and now he can also control the other three elements, to the point he can split open the Earth and of course use water to put out enemy flames. Finally, there is air which can reflect the flames or choke Avdol. Benjamin has this in the bag.

Can't: Tia

The royal couple of Egypt aren't equals. It's clear that Benjamin is the stronger of the two and the dominant one. Tia is very smart and can hold her own very well in a fight. However, she is only powerful for a vampire with no gift. Which means Avdol can easily turn her to ash.

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Five characters of Jojo Finn would love (and 5 he would despise)

2020-11-02T20:17:30Z

So far, I compared characters in fighting abilities. But how about personalities? Finn would, due to his empathy, get along with a lot of people in Jojo, but would despise some others. Whom?

Love: Jonathan Joestar

If there is one person more virtuous than Finn, it's this guy. Both are going to stand up for innocents without even knowing them, even when they are in a disadvantage. Both are angry at injustices, and in my NT, both defend people from bloodsuckers. Their resolve is also more than their power. Basically, their biggest differences ars that Finn is a bit less brave and that Jonathan had a much better upbringing. They would share a lot of adventures.

Hate: Chiocolatta

This mad scientist believes killing people and using them for sick experiments is fun and games, and was willing to obliterate a city for fun with a virus. Finn is not willing to kill so many people by letting the fucker live.

Love: Speedwagon

Of course. If you get along with Jonathan, you will get along with Speedwagon as well, Jojo's friends are his friends. They are also very similar, as they have a flaw of stating the obvious, but also are willing to do anything to help in fights out of their league, indirectly do get shit done and easily turned good in their first appearance in spite of their bad upbringing. Plus, they can be creative in a fight (one beat a vehicle with a rope and the other used a hat effectively).

Hate: Vanilla Ice

He and Finn have the exact opposite values. Finn is pure chaotic good, someone who puts free will above everything else. Vanilla Ice is pure lawful evil, someone blindly obedient to his evil master. Finn will turn coat if ordered to kill innocents, while Ice will kick a dog to death for making him destroy an image of his master. Both hate everything each other stands for. Plus, Finn would oppose Ice even more for killing...

Love: Avdol

... this very, very selfless and mature black man. The skin color and the wasted potential aren't the main reasons these two would get along so well. It's their selflessness and tendency to get constantly injured to defend others that will bring them closer. They are also extremely hard to corrupt, as Finn broke his conditioning and Avdol immediately escaped from Dio. Plus, they are quite smart.

Hate: J.Geil

Ok, every sane person would hate this guy. Finn will defend an innocent woman without knowing her, while J.Geil is a rapist. Next!

Love: Bruno Buccariati

Bruno is meaner than Finn, but basically has the same motivation. To dismantle an evil organization he used to work for because he hates its corruption. Bruno does have some morals and a lot of competence, and is also a great leader. Finn also gets to lead during Exegol, which would make the moral mafioso proud.

Hate: Rudolph von Stroheim

Yes, he is very helpful to the heroes and yes, he is extremely entertaining. He is actually a good guy... for a Nazi. But in the end? Still a Nazi. Stroheim would dislike Finn for being black and the feeling would be mutual because Nazis are basically the First Order but worse.

Love: Hol Horse

Maybe the only antagonist Finn would be a friend to. Both are expert gunmen, one the best trooper in his class, the other with guided bullets. Both have many comedic moments but they are far more competent than the fandom paints them as. (I mean, one knocked out a hero in one hit, the other crippled a fleet!) Though Hol is more cowardly, he still has some honor and cares about innocents. Finn might even try to redeem him.

Hate: Diavolo

Diavolo was the boss of the mafia Passione, and sold drugs to children. Finn would despise him for many reasons. First of all, Finn never had the chance for a real family and doesn't like people who want to kill theirs for no reason. Second, Diavolo sells drugs to children. Third, his Stand basically erases time for everyone but himself, making him basically decide the fate of everyone else. A supporter of free will would be strongly against that. Fourth, Diavolo killed Buccariati (see above). And fifth, he might be just a mob boss on paper, but he is in every scale a tyrant in practice.

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5 Jojo characters who can defeat Issei (and 5 who can't)

2020-10-21T10:48:37Z

Issei. The pervert protagonist of High School DXD has the power of a dragon, and to boost or decline the power of himself and others. He is not to be underestimated, but not invincible either. Who can punish his pervertion?

Can: Jotaro Kujo

The only Stardust Crusader who can fight against Issei. Because Kujo can stop time before Issei drains his power or boosts his own, he can pummel him with hundreds of punches in five seconds, each with the power of a shotgun, and triumph.

Can't: Polnareff

A very straightforward fighter, he is an agile swordsman but gets worfed multiple times, even by Hol Horse. Initially he could have the advantage because of speed, but the more the fight is prolonged, the more Issei will start winning and eventually do so.

Can: Dio Brando

Jotaro with the Time Stop alone could win, but Dio is an even bigger threat to Issei. He can stop time for 9 seconds and do the same as Jotaro. Or drain Issei's blood. Or freeze him to molecules in Part 1. Or use the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes. Or creep the massive pervert out by his attitude, which will involve flirting.

Can't: J.Geil

J.Geil is a rapist, and has a very powerful Stand that jumps from mirror to mirror. However, Issei doesn't like messing with his oppai, will boost himself to tank any hit and finally drain the enemy's power if he lands one himself, which leaves Issei against a coward.

Can: Alessi

Alessi might be a pussy, but his Stand is creepy and can revert Issei to a small child. A child who had no powers at all to help him. Then he can axe the Red Dragon to death. Though if Issei hits first...

Can't: Jonathan Joestar

This hurts me, since I love him, but it's true. Jonathan would try to teach Issei some chivalry, and is also strong comparably to "Omae wa mu shindeiru" Kenshiro, but his honor would allow Issei to drain him of Hamon or boost himself to the level of a Pillar Man, or both.

Can: Mariah

Ideally, her magnetism gets stronger over time, which is ideal for Issei who can adapt very well. However, Mariah is an attractive, well-endowed woman who can even hide iron nails in her chest... where Issei will stare. He can win if he uses the clothes-ripping technique, but the easy distraction could be his end.

Can't: Avdol

This selfless hero is underrated and underused. His flames are extremely powerful and he is the reason Polnareff got nearly as far as he did. However, he fights someone with the power of the red dragon. Who can also increase his power as much as he wants. Avdol will at least try.

Can: Vanilla Ice

This Diosexual vampire might be a submissive male stripper with hearts and no pants, but is also a formidable enemy. His vampirism allows him to survive a lot of punishment, his appearance will freak the likes of Issei out, and his Stand, Cream, can instantly kill people regardless of strength. He can end the fight before Issei can boost his power, but still can win in one hit even after.

Can't: Tarkus

This zombie has a lot of raw strength. He is smart, but very very straightforward. Issei can deal with characters who have mostly super strength as their power, by reaching himself to their levels or draining their own. Tarkus is unlucky in this fight.

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Three wasted Stands and three only cool because of their user

2020-09-29T14:10:24Z

Wasted: Yellow Temperance

A blob with immunity to brute force, heat and cold, it also allows perfect disguise. Sadly, its user was nothing but a petty brute and he became his Stand's weakness. Pucci and Vanilla Ice would still kill heroes with this Stand.

Used well: Osiris

This Stand collects only souls who have already admitted defeat. This is easy to do so, as Daniel D'Arby is a master at cheating and not getting caught.

Wasted: Heaven's Door

Thank God this Stand belongs to just a manga artist. Rohan can write things happening and invade memories. In essence, he can voodoo an enemy, literally give himself plot armor, even sending someone directly to Hell. Sadly, Rohan only did that last one to Cheap Trick. As a Big Bad he could be as fearsome as Kira.

Used well: Hermit Purple

For most people, this Stand would just be useless vines. Not for Joseph, who manages to spy on Dio, rip a Stand form of cancer from his body, see exactly how an enemy Stand hijacked his mind, and conduct Hamon, which would kill Dio even with his time stop if he was careless.

Wasted: The Hand

It can erase everything it touches, even gravity and distance. We already saw what a similar Stand can do in the hands of a no-nonsense villain, Vanilla Ice, who managed to kill two heroes, crippled the third one and died due to sacrifices, teamwork, skill AND luck combined. Compared to that, the Hand seems underwhelming, due to its user being dumb.

Well used: Sticky Fingers

Seriously. This Stand only makes zippers. But Buccariati makes it nearly invincible, for he can use the zippers to pass through walls, floors, and even create nasty holes on enemies. He uses a weak on paper Stand so well it becomes OP in practice.

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Five Jojo baddies who could be beaten by Stormwolf Timeline Finn (and 5 who never would be)

2020-09-20T11:04:44Z

Note: I assume the Force can sense Stands here.

After Chapter 32, I admittedly did buff Finn a lot. Now he is a Jedi, can read minds and defend his own, sense most things with the Force and use telekinesis, as well as many weapons.

However, he still has his limits.

And a lot of the Jojo cast are still above him. Here are 5 baddies he can and 5 he can't beat.

Can: Alessi

Alessi is a coward with an axe. His Stand can turn people into children. He is pretty unlucky, as adult Finn could easily win even before he discovered he had the Force, as he beat a trained and armored coward with little to no help. Even if his Stand works, he still won't stand a chance against someone who was trained how to kill as a small child.

Can't: Santana

Yes, he is weak for a Pillar Man. Yes, he will get shot before he is in range, especially if he takes his time. Yes, this version of Finn can take on vampires and win. No, the human still doesn't stand a chance. Santana is still a Pillar Man who can eat vampires for breakfast... literally, and regenerate pretty quickly and easily. Once he reaches Finn, he has already won.

Can: Bruford

Let's go to the opposite scale of the undead. Bruford is one of the few zombies who were a threat to Jonathan, a competent swordsman who is also pretty smart. However, in the Japan arc, Finn did fight a similar honorable warrior who was far stronger and... barely, with a LOT of help and some sacrifices, but still won. The saber can cut vampires, so it is strong enough for any zombie. It would be a good fight, but Bruford would fall with a smile.

Can't: N'Doul

This blind man is no joke at all. He can compensate for his blindness with sound, and Finn doesn't have a tenth of his range and senses, not even fully trained. He would have no idea what hit him, even if he sensed the water. And the water is pretty damn powerful too.

Can: Mariah

I will be honest, before his training (aka right after TROS) he would lose unless he was careful enough to avoid the electrical outlet and just shoot her. After the training, he can use the Force far better, which would allow him to nearly perfectly counter the magnetism and sense the outlet. Plus, the Force can lift rocks, Mariah can't. Mariah will only win if Finn falls for the trap and attracts a vehicle or something similar.

Can't: Ghihaccio

This Stand user is way too powerful for Finn. He can use his icy Stand to create an armor that hardly anything can penetrate. Even if the lightsaber can, Finn would have to get close and be frozen to the absolute zero. Which is also his chance at beating Gihaccio.

Can: Hol Horse

Another guy he can beat without the Jedi training, right after Exegol. When his powers amount to sensing things he can't see. Hol Horse's Stand is a gun with guided bullets. He still struggles to hit a target, though he does succeed sometimes, and when he does, he can deal good damage.
All Finn can do with no training is to sense the bullets and be a crack shot... he could win by landing a hit first. With the Jedi training, no contest. Especially when he starts guiding his shots too.

Can't: J. Geil

Just because Geil deserves to die and Finn to live doesn't mean it will happen. J.Geil can invade any mirror, even someone's eyes. So, he could find a way to ambush even an average Force-Sensitive, and Finn isn't above average.

Can: Staits

Straits is actually very powerful, he can curbstomp four zombies at once and as an undead is a very no-nonsense enemy. The odds are actually 60-40 in his favor. Still, fully trained Finn does stand a chance, because the lightsaber can destroy vampires easily, being a hot stake of hard light for them. A vampire with Hamon is also weaker than usual. If Finn can outsmart Straits, since he uses his head against stronger enemies, and avoid those Space Ripper Stingy Eyes, he can actually claim victory. Straits is maybe the strongest Jofoe that Finn stands a chance against.

Can't: Vanilla Ice

The most loyal minion of Dio, even more than Wang Chan, Enya or even Pucci. (He is obsessed to the point genuine friendship sounds aloof, though Pucci is even more effective.)

Just because a saber can kill vampires and Finn can wield it doesn't mean he can beat this one. Ice can surround himself with a powerful void, instantly destroying whatever it touches, even the lightsaber. Plus, the void can't be sensed with anything, so the Force would do jack. Both would be disgusted by each other's values and go all-out, but Ice would win at the first charge.

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Top 5 most despicable of Dio's minions (Season 3)

2020-08-26T13:11:03Z

5. Alessi. He is a coward who turns people into children and then tries to kill them with an axe.

4. Rubber Soul. The definition of a brute, is very strong with a powerful Stand, but is not too bright, also very arrogant, sadistic, murderous and even a bit of a coward. He enjoys murdering dogs too.

3. Steely Dan. He is a very big bully, executes another minion of Dio for money and is willing to use his Stand to use old people and even children as meat shields. He deserved the three-page Ora.

2. Vanilla Ice. He is the second strongest (next to Pucci) minion of Dio in general, and even more loyal than Pucci to his master. He does have some honor, but he is still a cold-blooded killer who will kick a dog to death for making him destroy an image of Dio... Ice only cares about his master, and even that is unhealthy obsession.

1. J.Geil. He rapes little girls. Even Dio himself, who is the embodiment of evil, does not do this.

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Some good Jojo and One Piece matchups

2020-08-22T16:21:38Z

1. Vanilla Ice and Blackbeard. A mirror match in powers, only the Stand can cover the user in a black hole and the logia can't, so the mirror match is easier for the former.

2. Perospero and Kakyoin. One can trap people with candy, the other with slimes, and both LOVE licking.

3. Kaido and Ultimate Kars. Simply because their role is to be powerhouses and unbeatable in a fair fight.

4. Katakuri and N'Doul. These two badasses don't need their eyes to see. One can sense very far, the other see into the future.

5. Nico Robin and Yoshikage Kira. She can make hands, he will kill for hands.

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My first Jojo fic!

2020-08-19T19:48:56Z

Your Next Line Is: I fucked up!

Why Araki wouldn't bother turning Joseph into Young Joseph?

Long answer: This story

Short answer: Too easy... for Joseph.

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5 One piece characters who can beat Joseph Joestar (and 5 who can't) at his best

2020-08-04T12:50:21Z

The opposite of the last vs I made, here a Jojo character will take on the One Piece cast! How well will he fare? Below five characters who can beat him and five who can't. (If it's 50-50, they count as Can.)

Can: Big Mom

This woman is HUGE, has a skin almost impenetrable, can control both fire and lightning and absorb souls. The last time Joseph was so outmatched in strength, a volcano and space had to save him. Jojo wouldn't probably even wound her.

Can't: Gecko Moria

Maybe the easiest match for Joseph from high-level enemies, Moria is a zombie that can take shadows and copy the powers of the enemy along with his own. The problem? Joseph has Hamon. Which destroys zombies and other undead if used on them or even used BY them. Add the facts that Joseph is the smarter of the two, and that he has beat superior undead to zombies, and Moria really never stood a chance.

Can: Whitebeard

Once again, Joseph is completely outmatched in strength. Old and sick Joseph (I mean Season 4, in 3 he was healthy and had some victories) was no longer a badass. Old and sick Whitebeard was still an one-man army who humiliated a powerful Admiral, even after a stab in the back. Whitebeard is also intelligent enough to catch up to Joseph, which means trouble for the latter.

Can't: Usopp

Really, Usopp is a great sniper, a good cheater and big liar, and intelligent, but Joseph is even more of these traits, except for sniping. Also, Joseph has both Hamon and, when older, a Stand, and once he gets in melee he is far stronger. Or he can just pull a Tommy Gun from his hiney if Usopp keeps him at bay.

Can: Enel

Joseph is far smarter and has a much, much bigger adaptablity. Once he figures out Enel's mindset and powers, it takes a next line trick to turn the tables. However, Enel could use his superior power and even better range to zap him from afar before Joseph can plan anything. And that could end the fight quickly in Enel's favor.

Can't: Buggy the Clown

His fruit is a pretty powerful one, he can regenerate all his body parts effortlessly, even if you cut him down to a thousand pieces. But Joseph has fought vampires, notable for their regeneration, and none of his attacks cuts things. From Hermit Purple to hamon-infused punches, they can all be useful. Plus, he is far more intelligent.

Can: Boa Hancock

Joseph has flirted with many women, ogled his mom once, cheated on his wife and overall might not be Sanji (or Issei from High School DXD) but also is a perv to a degree. And even if he resists Boa's charms, the two would be matched in power and even wits.

Can't: Koby

He started as a weakling and ended up quite competent and a Haki user. He got to the point where he can predict the enemy's moves and sense a torpedo he can't see. But... Joseph can do the same, can use his Stand for more range and buff his attacks with Hamon.

Can: Doflamingo

This would be a good fight. Hamon can control people to an extent, control liquids and boost fighting ability. But Doflamingo has an even better way to control people and can even use strings to stab someone in a ranged attack, able to match the vines of Hermit Purple. Doffy also has Haki and is a skilled fighter, and pretty intelligent. Joseph has to be composite of Part 2 and 3 for a good fight, but is on a disadvantage overall.

Can't: Oars

There is nobody more suitable for this fight than Joseph. A giant zombie, mostly dumb muscle, against a really really smart Hamon user (who can destroy zombies in one or two hits with it) who could predict every move of the monster, climb at possible weak points with his Stand, and effortlessly outsmart him. Joseph didn't beat Wamuu to lose to just a big undead.

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5 Jojo characters who Stand a chance against Luffy (and 5 who don't)

2020-07-26T18:32:03Z

Luffy, the protagonist of One Piece, is extremely powerful. However, in Jojo, the characters are no slouches. Let's see who could defeat the captain of the Straw Hats!

Can: Polnareff.

Let's be honest. Luffy is not outclassed here. He has the advantage in strength (of course) and range, since he has a rubber body. In intelligence and determination, they are about the same. So, why does the Frenchman stand a chance? Because he has an extremely fast Stand with a pretty strong Rapier. Stabs from sharp weapons are the weakness of rubber. Meanwhile, Polnareff either has armor for durability or not for terrifying speed and his Stand can't be seen. So, he can land a hit, and if he does, Luffy will get hurt.

Can't: Hol Horse.

His Stand is a gun that is completely homing. His range is superior to even Luffy's... but his rubber body can tank a bullet. And he is so strong that can make this cowardly killer run away after a devastating punch.

Can: Dio Brando.

Dio is probably the main villain of the series. As a vampire, he is extremely strong and can probably survive anything Luffy throws at him, even if Luffy succeeds at breaking his scull like Jotaro. Luffy, for his part, could survive many punches and a road roller, but Dio can stop time. As Luffy is helpless, Dio can freeze him, robbing him of his flexibility, fill him with sharp knives that will penetrate rubber, or use the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes. Dio can even stomp if composite.

Can't: Noriaki Kakyoin.

Sure, Kakyoin is smarter and can adapt. In fact, he is one of the smartest Stardust Crusaders. His Stand has good range and firepower, and he knows how to use it and analyze his enemy. However, his Stand is not suitable for Luffy. Luffy could definetely deflect the Emerald Splash with his rubber body if he tries to, is even stronger than Hierophant Green and, if he senses the strings with Haki, can use his Fruit to navigate his punches through them.

Can: Giorno Giovanna.

Originally, his power was to give life to things. Just like Luffy, his power doesn't sound good in a battle, but both can use their powers very competently and it would provide a very interesting fight. Luffy would eventually use his Gears and corner Giorno. But Requiem is a massive upgrade to the Stand and has the power of negating everything you try to do. With this, Giorno would turn a losing battle into a triumph.

Can't: Nukesaku.

Nukesaku is a regular vampire with a weak power and a weak mind. Luffy outclasses him in every way possible and won't even use his Gears to triumph.

Can: Vanilla Ice.

Like Dio, he is a vampire with the same durability and weaknesses. At night, he is very dangerous. Luffy could pummel him and is physically stronger using Gear Fourth, possibly even with just Second. But... Vanilla Ice can one-hit-kill anyone he touches if he is surrounded by Cream, a void that destroys things on contact. Basically, it would be close to Luffy fighting Blackbeard. Blackbeard vs Ice would be a good mirror match.

Can't: Dire.

YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK! Yes, his attacks are really creative, both the aforementioned attack and the Hamon Rose, but Haki is more destructive than Hamon against living beings (the other way round with undead), Luffy has a far bigger range and his Gears would defeat Dire in raw strength.

Can: Ultimate Kars.

This is a battle where Luffy's strength just isn't enough. Kars is borderline a villain Stu, who can copy every single thing on Earth, survive magma and has extraordinary intelligence. He could copy Haki too and possibly have a very strong one just by seeing it, can swim and fly, and is immortal. Even in his regular form he has ridiculously sharp blades he swings with incredible speed, lethal to someone with a rubber body. After he dealt with Luffy, he would also take Kaido apart.

Can't: Iggy.

I was tempted to use Oingo, but that would be insulting, so I used this adorable puppy instead. Why? Because Luffy has encountered a slightly more dangerous enemy with his power: Crocodile! Crocodile could turn to sand even his own body and, in the desert, was in his prime. Luffy struggled, but told Croc he would surpass him and kept his promise. Iggy has the advantage of his Stand being invisible to the naked eye of non-Stand users, but Luffy could counter this with Observation Haki.

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Top 5 Sues that would lose to Dio Brando

2020-07-02T20:39:39Z

Dio, one of the most iconic and dangerous anime villains. With a plethora of vampire powers, as well as a Stand that punches hard and stops time, he is a formidable foe...

Even some Sues, despite having a lot of stuff handed to them, would fall before his might!

Below are some examples! (No order)

1. Edward Cullen. He might be hated, but he is not weak. He doesn't burn in the Sun, unlike Dio, and is a competent vampire. He also reads minds and can predict every single move of the enemy... Why would he still lose? Dio can stop time. So Edward would be aware how he is going to get hit, but he will be unable to stop it. Time stop is the one thing a mind reader fears.

2. Morgaine from Avalon. While Brando was practicing Ionic Freeze and time stop, she was practicing love potions. Dio stomps.

3. Takara from Daimyo's Grandchild. She is nothing but a petty bully who thinks she is a Chosen One. She is talented with bare hands and a gangster, but she is beneath superpowers. Plus, Dio has evolved beyond petty bully years ago.

4. Nobukinz. He is here for being an anime character. However, he is nowhere near Nobunaga and Dio would not need Za Warudo to win. Just knives or the Ionic Freeze. Bringing sex slaves from the past is not useful in a fight.

5. Ariana Black. She can sense the feelings of others and would probably be overwhelmed by Dio's malice and spite. Being an Empath would be useful, and she could try to redeem this vampire, but does it protect against freezing of blood cells, eye lasers and knives? Oh yeah, and that dreaded time stop.

However, there are Sues who could beat him. I am sure only about one. Rebora, who could just fill the entire city with light and kill him before he even finds her and stops time!

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Death Battle! Kars vs Harrymort!

2020-04-16T15:54:38Z

Harrymort was enjoying the power-ups he got by fairy magic. He is ready to go for a hunt, wanting to destroy all vampires.

As he went hunting, he heard an "AYAYAYAYAYAYA" in the distance.

He rushed there to get where the music came from. And he saw a man with purple hair being dressed provocatively.

"Who are you, faggot? A minion of Dumbledore? A pedophile? If you are gay, you must be a pedophile!"

The man with the long, purple hair looks confused. "Who is Dumbledore, why do you think I am gay, and who are you?"

"Dumbledore is the source of all evil in the Multiverse, your clothes are gay and I am Harry, champion of the Fairy Queen."

"All evil? Including sending trees in space, where they can't breathe, while they have to, and killing all of them? As I was forcibly sent into space, I floated and floated until I saw those poor trees withering, dying because some moron put them in places without oxygen, carbon dioxide, or atmosphere at all, expecting to produce oxygen by photosynthesis without air already existing. Yeah, that's pointless. I am looking for the idiot who did this."

Harrymort could not believe it. Rants were his speciality, and now he is lectured about science by a strange man that doesn't even know who Dumbledore is. Impossible! He was the wisest man in the world!

But also because... "MY DRYADS! MY IMMORTAL BREEDER MACHINES! YOU KILLED THEM!"

Kars facepalmed. "You made this? Wait, immortal breeder machines? You were making women dryads just to have sex slaves? Me making people vampires for food, for SURVIVAL, was one thing. But this is outright sick and wrong."

"You made vampires? And you eat them?"

"Yes. I am the leader of the Pillar Men, Kars. A deity. The ultimate life form. And was looking for the fool who tried to change all the rules of nature by planting trees in space. They are all dead because of your stupidity. Maybe, considering your goals, you did this out of mercy."

"Mercy is for the weak."

"A lot of vampires think this. Well, you know what vampires truly are? Food."

Harrymort starts ranting about how vampires are disgusting, how he is the perfect warrior and not Kars and how he only wanted the best for his dryads. Over and over and over...

Kars attacked him with his blades. Harrymort got an ugly cut in the stomach and one in the right arm. He retaliated with Avada Kadavra, killing Kars on the spot. "Ha ha ha! Not so ultimate now!"

Then vines wrapped around Harrymort's body. Wooden spears penetrated his back and they wrapped tentacles around his torso. Harrymort casted Fiendfyre to free himself and burned everything, but it was a distraction, since an Avada Kadavra killed him on the spot.

The real Kars appeared. "Pathetic. You killed just my double. I could study your killing curse and copy it. Now, I conquered the Sun. And soon, I will make sure my kind rules again!"

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventures Review

2020-03-31T11:52:49Z

You certainly know about Jojo. Its fandom will find any excuse, and I mean ANY excuse, to make references. You expect this review to be negative, like most things I review...

BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

Jojo is not about one person. It's actually an entire family, starting with Jonathan. He was a great character and person, and his archenemy, Dio, is probably the most well-known character of the series. He earns it for being a badass vampire... and between us, he would totally destroy Edward. Because predicting all the moves of the enemy easily is no use when said enemy stops time... he demonstrates it when facing and beating one of the smartest heroes.

But he is not the only awesome villain. Kira and Kars have their own flavor of awesome. The latter literally survived magma...

Now, to the heroes. Jonathan was a very nice guy, but still strong enough to obliterate vampires with his bare hands... he beat Dio, but got killed by one of his cheap shots.

Joseph was not so strong, but very very smart. He could predict even the next lines of the enemies and uses his head to destroy some deities much stronger than vampires. He also managed to grow old because of this. His age did make him a bit rusty, but he was still useful.

Jotaro is edgy and very very calm, but not emotionless. He does actually care about others and can be pretty pissed when facing awful people. Even though he is very strong and his primary solution is multiple punches, he can and does use his head against some enemies. And has to in two cases, the smart D'Arby family, though he did have help from Joseph in the second case.

From the sidekicks, I was surprised to see Nazis actually helping the hero in one case, but then again, the enemy was THAT bad. Some side characters have very good development, like Polnareff and even Iggy, a dog.

Both the Hamon and the Stands were cool ideas.

Though I haven't watched the later seasons. Yet.

And any attempt to stop me will be... MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

Grade: 9/10 for awesomeness. Loses a grade because they omit Hamon for Stands, while a combination would be better. But it's still awesome!

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