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pan2000The opposite of the last vs I made, here a Jojo character will take on the One Piece cast! How well will he fare? Below five characters who can beat him and five who can't. (If it's 50-50, they count as Can.)
Can: Big Mom
This woman is HUGE, has a skin almost impenetrable, can control both fire and lightning and absorb souls. The last time Joseph was so outmatched in strength, a volcano and space had to save him. Jojo wouldn't probably even wound her.
Can't: Gecko Moria
Maybe the easiest match for Joseph from high-level enemies, Moria is a zombie that can take shadows and copy the powers of the enemy along with his own. The problem? Joseph has Hamon. Which destroys zombies and other undead if used on them or even used BY them. Add the facts that Joseph is the smarter of the two, and that he has beat superior undead to zombies, and Moria really never stood a chance.
Can: Whitebeard
Once again, Joseph is completely outmatched in strength. Old and sick Joseph (I mean Season 4, in 3 he was healthy and had some victories) was no longer a badass. Old and sick Whitebeard was still an one-man army who humiliated a powerful Admiral, even after a stab in the back. Whitebeard is also intelligent enough to catch up to Joseph, which means trouble for the latter.
Can't: Usopp
Really, Usopp is a great sniper, a good cheater and big liar, and intelligent, but Joseph is even more of these traits, except for sniping. Also, Joseph has both Hamon and, when older, a Stand, and once he gets in melee he is far stronger. Or he can just pull a Tommy Gun from his hiney if Usopp keeps him at bay.
Can: Enel
Joseph is far smarter and has a much, much bigger adaptablity. Once he figures out Enel's mindset and powers, it takes a next line trick to turn the tables. However, Enel could use his superior power and even better range to zap him from afar before Joseph can plan anything. And that could end the fight quickly in Enel's favor.
Can't: Buggy the Clown
His fruit is a pretty powerful one, he can regenerate all his body parts effortlessly, even if you cut him down to a thousand pieces. But Joseph has fought vampires, notable for their regeneration, and none of his attacks cuts things. From Hermit Purple to hamon-infused punches, they can all be useful. Plus, he is far more intelligent.
Can: Boa Hancock
Joseph has flirted with many women, ogled his mom once, cheated on his wife and overall might not be Sanji (or Issei from High School DXD) but also is a perv to a degree. And even if he resists Boa's charms, the two would be matched in power and even wits.
Can't: Koby
He started as a weakling and ended up quite competent and a Haki user. He got to the point where he can predict the enemy's moves and sense a torpedo he can't see. But... Joseph can do the same, can use his Stand for more range and buff his attacks with Hamon.
Can: Doflamingo
This would be a good fight. Hamon can control people to an extent, control liquids and boost fighting ability. But Doflamingo has an even better way to control people and can even use strings to stab someone in a ranged attack, able to match the vines of Hermit Purple. Doffy also has Haki and is a skilled fighter, and pretty intelligent. Joseph has to be composite of Part 2 and 3 for a good fight, but is on a disadvantage overall.
Can't: Oars
There is nobody more suitable for this fight than Joseph. A giant zombie, mostly dumb muscle, against a really really smart Hamon user (who can destroy zombies in one or two hits with it) who could predict every move of the monster, climb at possible weak points with his Stand, and effortlessly outsmart him. Joseph didn't beat Wamuu to lose to just a big undead.
Can: Big Mom
This woman is HUGE, has a skin almost impenetrable, can control both fire and lightning and absorb souls. The last time Joseph was so outmatched in strength, a volcano and space had to save him. Jojo wouldn't probably even wound her.
Can't: Gecko Moria
Maybe the easiest match for Joseph from high-level enemies, Moria is a zombie that can take shadows and copy the powers of the enemy along with his own. The problem? Joseph has Hamon. Which destroys zombies and other undead if used on them or even used BY them. Add the facts that Joseph is the smarter of the two, and that he has beat superior undead to zombies, and Moria really never stood a chance.
Can: Whitebeard
Once again, Joseph is completely outmatched in strength. Old and sick Joseph (I mean Season 4, in 3 he was healthy and had some victories) was no longer a badass. Old and sick Whitebeard was still an one-man army who humiliated a powerful Admiral, even after a stab in the back. Whitebeard is also intelligent enough to catch up to Joseph, which means trouble for the latter.
Can't: Usopp
Really, Usopp is a great sniper, a good cheater and big liar, and intelligent, but Joseph is even more of these traits, except for sniping. Also, Joseph has both Hamon and, when older, a Stand, and once he gets in melee he is far stronger. Or he can just pull a Tommy Gun from his hiney if Usopp keeps him at bay.
Can: Enel
Joseph is far smarter and has a much, much bigger adaptablity. Once he figures out Enel's mindset and powers, it takes a next line trick to turn the tables. However, Enel could use his superior power and even better range to zap him from afar before Joseph can plan anything. And that could end the fight quickly in Enel's favor.
Can't: Buggy the Clown
His fruit is a pretty powerful one, he can regenerate all his body parts effortlessly, even if you cut him down to a thousand pieces. But Joseph has fought vampires, notable for their regeneration, and none of his attacks cuts things. From Hermit Purple to hamon-infused punches, they can all be useful. Plus, he is far more intelligent.
Can: Boa Hancock
Joseph has flirted with many women, ogled his mom once, cheated on his wife and overall might not be Sanji (or Issei from High School DXD) but also is a perv to a degree. And even if he resists Boa's charms, the two would be matched in power and even wits.
Can't: Koby
He started as a weakling and ended up quite competent and a Haki user. He got to the point where he can predict the enemy's moves and sense a torpedo he can't see. But... Joseph can do the same, can use his Stand for more range and buff his attacks with Hamon.
Can: Doflamingo
This would be a good fight. Hamon can control people to an extent, control liquids and boost fighting ability. But Doflamingo has an even better way to control people and can even use strings to stab someone in a ranged attack, able to match the vines of Hermit Purple. Doffy also has Haki and is a skilled fighter, and pretty intelligent. Joseph has to be composite of Part 2 and 3 for a good fight, but is on a disadvantage overall.
Can't: Oars
There is nobody more suitable for this fight than Joseph. A giant zombie, mostly dumb muscle, against a really really smart Hamon user (who can destroy zombies in one or two hits with it) who could predict every move of the monster, climb at possible weak points with his Stand, and effortlessly outsmart him. Joseph didn't beat Wamuu to lose to just a big undead.
