Stupid, Slow, Pathetic and Human
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pan2000In my verse, Finn won't shut up about how he put Bella down. How did he actually do it? Well, it wasn't a battle worth retelling...
Bella couldn't believe it! That stupid she-wolf was a complete bitch who hated her glorious kind. All she did was fuck things up, and she disrespected the glorious supernatural bonds of true love.
How could she have a friend? And it was one of these worthless humans! She was not surprised when she heard how he was.
"Of course. He is from an inferior race and species, he would befriend that foolish dog!"
But her blood boiled as she heard what they did in Volterra. Aro was dead. All the Volturi were dead, and the vampires started being hunted by humans. The sparkly kind has become endangered species.
No. Humans have no right to kill vampires. Only vampires have the right to kill humans. Vampires are superior.
She always struggled not to eat people. After all, she wanted to maintain a holier-than-thou image while she still looked down on humans and condoned their murder.
But this man... he put her entire species in danger. He even killed a Vampire Lord, Caius! Granted, most kills were from Leah, but still!
Bella pecks her abusive husband on the cheek. "Edward... I am going for a hunt."
"Don't forget to fetch some animal blood for me and our dearest daughter!"
"I am not going for animals, Edward. I am going to save our kind."
With her enhanced senses, Bella managed to pinpoint the man quickly. He was taking a walk with Leah.
Of course. The worthless screw-up would find a pet in order to feel like she is someone important.
She had to admit though, he smells delicious. And his soul... she can't comprehend what it has exactly.
She moves faster than the human eye can see and snatches the man up. She finds a dead end, where nobody is watching, and decides to toy with the man first.
"So, it's you who exposed us to the world. I am Bella Swan, heroine of the vampires, and decided to have a little snack. What's your name? Just because... you know, I want to tell everyone who the human who gave his superiors so much trouble was."
"Finn. Just Finn. And you are not above us."
Bella starts pinching him in many different places. "Really? Tell me, how are humans superior or even equal? You stand no chance against us! We are eternally young, glorious, glorious immortals! You are just our pets, food and currency. I should not treat you like a rival." She strokes his cheek as her appetite grows.
She continues gloating. "I am a hero of the vampires. With my mind shield, I saved many covens from the Volturi. They feared my power. I still don't know how you, even with the help of a small bitch of a wolf, managed to slaughter them. And how you still manage to kill vampires. It's not a good idea to anger your gods, you know...
You are stupid, weak, slow and human, and you are going to die because of it!"
Her epic speech is disrupted by what she would consider a hot stake of light emerging through her cold heart.
Lightsabers. Sharper than diamond. Made of light. Hot as fire. Staking any vampire with them is lethal.
"When you are about to kill someone, kill them. Don't gloat."
Edward had a supernatural bond with Bella. He felt her death. At that moment, nothing else mattered. Not even Nessie. He committed suicide. He set himself on fire.
Bella passed the way she lived. Not fighting at all.
Bella couldn't believe it! That stupid she-wolf was a complete bitch who hated her glorious kind. All she did was fuck things up, and she disrespected the glorious supernatural bonds of true love.
How could she have a friend? And it was one of these worthless humans! She was not surprised when she heard how he was.
"Of course. He is from an inferior race and species, he would befriend that foolish dog!"
But her blood boiled as she heard what they did in Volterra. Aro was dead. All the Volturi were dead, and the vampires started being hunted by humans. The sparkly kind has become endangered species.
No. Humans have no right to kill vampires. Only vampires have the right to kill humans. Vampires are superior.
She always struggled not to eat people. After all, she wanted to maintain a holier-than-thou image while she still looked down on humans and condoned their murder.
But this man... he put her entire species in danger. He even killed a Vampire Lord, Caius! Granted, most kills were from Leah, but still!
Bella pecks her abusive husband on the cheek. "Edward... I am going for a hunt."
"Don't forget to fetch some animal blood for me and our dearest daughter!"
"I am not going for animals, Edward. I am going to save our kind."
With her enhanced senses, Bella managed to pinpoint the man quickly. He was taking a walk with Leah.
Of course. The worthless screw-up would find a pet in order to feel like she is someone important.
She had to admit though, he smells delicious. And his soul... she can't comprehend what it has exactly.
She moves faster than the human eye can see and snatches the man up. She finds a dead end, where nobody is watching, and decides to toy with the man first.
"So, it's you who exposed us to the world. I am Bella Swan, heroine of the vampires, and decided to have a little snack. What's your name? Just because... you know, I want to tell everyone who the human who gave his superiors so much trouble was."
"Finn. Just Finn. And you are not above us."
Bella starts pinching him in many different places. "Really? Tell me, how are humans superior or even equal? You stand no chance against us! We are eternally young, glorious, glorious immortals! You are just our pets, food and currency. I should not treat you like a rival." She strokes his cheek as her appetite grows.
She continues gloating. "I am a hero of the vampires. With my mind shield, I saved many covens from the Volturi. They feared my power. I still don't know how you, even with the help of a small bitch of a wolf, managed to slaughter them. And how you still manage to kill vampires. It's not a good idea to anger your gods, you know...
You are stupid, weak, slow and human, and you are going to die because of it!"
Her epic speech is disrupted by what she would consider a hot stake of light emerging through her cold heart.
Lightsabers. Sharper than diamond. Made of light. Hot as fire. Staking any vampire with them is lethal.
"When you are about to kill someone, kill them. Don't gloat."
Edward had a supernatural bond with Bella. He felt her death. At that moment, nothing else mattered. Not even Nessie. He committed suicide. He set himself on fire.
Bella passed the way she lived. Not fighting at all.
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Date: 2020-03-10 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-03-10 10:53 pm (UTC)1. Finn then wasn't strong enough to win a straight fight, though in the chapter I just updated he is.
2. Bella? Fight? She would try a lecture instead!
3. With the view she has on humans, she would not try to fight seriously.
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Date: 2020-03-31 06:12 pm (UTC)Finn: To be fair, I could only win then by catching her off-guard. I wasn't the badass I became after my promotion to General. Now, though, I can beat her with my eyes closed.
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Date: 2020-04-02 05:11 pm (UTC)But the saber is a great anti-vampire weapon, and I know talking is not a free action. Bella... well, didn't.
Even now, that I improved a lot, have problems with their best warriors... Thankfully, I cooperate with a much more competent vampire hunter!
Pan2000: Though right now I write my heroes opposing the Egyptian coven, which has help from elite, no-nonsense vampires and actual demons.