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pan2000Snoke is maybe one of the biggest disappointments of Star Wars. He has very good offense, but his intelligence and defense are very weak. He still can put up a fight though... who can take him out? (Note: I am using my versions of characters)
Can: Matt Engarde
An actor that can beat a powerful user of the Dark Side? Sounds stupid, as even in my saga Matt is a moderate fighter. However! Snoke's last scene was him mind reading and still being tricked. Matt's first scene in Ace Attorney? Tricking a supernatural lie detector. In my fic he also outwits Rey's and Finn's mind reading. And, as Snoke believes he can't ever be betrayed, he will dismiss Matt (who will be "spring breeze" or Talon Ted, aka look harmless) as no threat, and the last thing he will see is a silver knife in the gut and a hairflip.
Can't: Swift Star
While Swift is as strong as Matt, he is nowhere near as sneaky. His only weapon is his bare hands, and while he is smart and kind, Snoke won't be moved on by his diplomacy. Snoke would destroy him with his telekinesis before Swift could land a punch.
Can: Jedi Finn
Again, this is my version, so some characters are buffed. Finn can read minds, and is less overconfident about this ability than Snoke. He is also durable enough to survive beatings from an Archdemon, a Vampire Lord and a High General, has defeated an Inquisitor in a duel and overall is much more skilled than Snoke, even though he still is behind in brute strength. Also, he destroyed a shadow with all the abilities and personality of the guy who killed Snoke without a fight.
Can't: Nessie
She might be a half-vampire with enormous influence and telepathy, but she is no fighter, she is just a spoiled child with no training. Snoke would trounce her with no effort at all.
Can: Rumble
Usually, the best bets against Snoke are the ones who can trick their foes. This bad guy, though, is strong enough to attack him head-on. He is so heavy he needs strong telekinesis to be knocked down, has a howl that can paralyze, allowing one free hit that can end the fight instantly, and is so strong he can make quakes that surpass Leah's. He also survived having a ship thrown at him, which is enough for him to survive whatever Snoke throws at him, and he can kill him in one punch.
Can't: Rose Tico
Rose might have become stronger than in the movies and has diffused a bomb, but she is still an above average normal human who is not a scheming genius. Snoke would easily counter both her tazer and the blaster.
Can: Mori Ranmaru
Ranmaru has plenty of abilities that can give him the upper hand. He is extremely skilled with his beam katana, which can block lightning like a lightsaber, mobile enough to avoid Snoke's attacks and can cast powerful spells like Firestorm and Fire Hounds. He only needs one spell to connect to win. He is also not so overconfident, so he won't fall to cheap shots as easily as Snoke.
Can't: Silver Moblin
The Silver Moblins are very rough and tough for rookies. They are what separates inexperienced adventurers from seasoned warriors, strong and skilled. But Snoke, as the being that trained Kylo and beat Rey, can handle one of them with ease. Before the Moblin can even approach him, Snoke can sense him with the Force and wipe the floor with him. He can also fry the Moblin with Force Lightning.
Can: Tih'mur
Tih'mur is the commander of the Praetorite Vong and was fairy tough for a Jedi Finn. What makes Snoke a pushover for him is that Snoke relies too much on his Force abilities and otherwise he is an old man that dies in one hit. Tih'mur is immune to the Force, thus he will win effortlessly.
Can't: Jonnie Goodboy Tyler
This is it! The battle of the overconfident tyrants who have planets destroyed with technology, are stronger than the average warrior in their settings and are also bullies who don't expect their foes to fight back. While Jonnie is far more durable than Snoke, it will do him no good, as Snoke is very strong with the Force and will beat him down as if he is a ball. Also, even if Jonnie can fight with two skull fractures or a blaster bolt to the head, Snoke can do far more than that with his Force Lightning. Finally, Jonnie is not good at trickery and his victories are against... Terl, who told him all steps to kick his ass? Snoke at least did beat Rey in TLJ.
Can: Matt Engarde
An actor that can beat a powerful user of the Dark Side? Sounds stupid, as even in my saga Matt is a moderate fighter. However! Snoke's last scene was him mind reading and still being tricked. Matt's first scene in Ace Attorney? Tricking a supernatural lie detector. In my fic he also outwits Rey's and Finn's mind reading. And, as Snoke believes he can't ever be betrayed, he will dismiss Matt (who will be "spring breeze" or Talon Ted, aka look harmless) as no threat, and the last thing he will see is a silver knife in the gut and a hairflip.
Can't: Swift Star
While Swift is as strong as Matt, he is nowhere near as sneaky. His only weapon is his bare hands, and while he is smart and kind, Snoke won't be moved on by his diplomacy. Snoke would destroy him with his telekinesis before Swift could land a punch.
Can: Jedi Finn
Again, this is my version, so some characters are buffed. Finn can read minds, and is less overconfident about this ability than Snoke. He is also durable enough to survive beatings from an Archdemon, a Vampire Lord and a High General, has defeated an Inquisitor in a duel and overall is much more skilled than Snoke, even though he still is behind in brute strength. Also, he destroyed a shadow with all the abilities and personality of the guy who killed Snoke without a fight.
Can't: Nessie
She might be a half-vampire with enormous influence and telepathy, but she is no fighter, she is just a spoiled child with no training. Snoke would trounce her with no effort at all.
Can: Rumble
Usually, the best bets against Snoke are the ones who can trick their foes. This bad guy, though, is strong enough to attack him head-on. He is so heavy he needs strong telekinesis to be knocked down, has a howl that can paralyze, allowing one free hit that can end the fight instantly, and is so strong he can make quakes that surpass Leah's. He also survived having a ship thrown at him, which is enough for him to survive whatever Snoke throws at him, and he can kill him in one punch.
Can't: Rose Tico
Rose might have become stronger than in the movies and has diffused a bomb, but she is still an above average normal human who is not a scheming genius. Snoke would easily counter both her tazer and the blaster.
Can: Mori Ranmaru
Ranmaru has plenty of abilities that can give him the upper hand. He is extremely skilled with his beam katana, which can block lightning like a lightsaber, mobile enough to avoid Snoke's attacks and can cast powerful spells like Firestorm and Fire Hounds. He only needs one spell to connect to win. He is also not so overconfident, so he won't fall to cheap shots as easily as Snoke.
Can't: Silver Moblin
The Silver Moblins are very rough and tough for rookies. They are what separates inexperienced adventurers from seasoned warriors, strong and skilled. But Snoke, as the being that trained Kylo and beat Rey, can handle one of them with ease. Before the Moblin can even approach him, Snoke can sense him with the Force and wipe the floor with him. He can also fry the Moblin with Force Lightning.
Can: Tih'mur
Tih'mur is the commander of the Praetorite Vong and was fairy tough for a Jedi Finn. What makes Snoke a pushover for him is that Snoke relies too much on his Force abilities and otherwise he is an old man that dies in one hit. Tih'mur is immune to the Force, thus he will win effortlessly.
Can't: Jonnie Goodboy Tyler
This is it! The battle of the overconfident tyrants who have planets destroyed with technology, are stronger than the average warrior in their settings and are also bullies who don't expect their foes to fight back. While Jonnie is far more durable than Snoke, it will do him no good, as Snoke is very strong with the Force and will beat him down as if he is a ball. Also, even if Jonnie can fight with two skull fractures or a blaster bolt to the head, Snoke can do far more than that with his Force Lightning. Finally, Jonnie is not good at trickery and his victories are against... Terl, who told him all steps to kick his ass? Snoke at least did beat Rey in TLJ.
