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pan2000Too easy. But for those who want this slaughter, here it comes.
Ganondorf thought about sending his armies. He could rule Hogwarts and keep his cover. He didn't want to expose himself, his High Generals used Darth Dumb for reasons not related to brute force.
Aw well, he could just rule using fear instead of good publicity. And Harrymort has gone too far, even by the Dark One's low standards.
Harrymort and his harem of sex slaves are busy gathering more and more powers. Power has become a drug for them.
As they advance, having the army of Centaurs, fairies and wooden soldiers, lightning comes from the sky and fries many troops. Harrymort's ritual only gives immunity to fire, and Luna Nogood is struck by a bolt. She survives, however, the way she survived her fall.
Harrymort starts talking tough. "Who are you? Another agent of the Headbastard?"
As the sky fills with crimson clouds, a voice is heard. "No, Harrymort. The "Headmaster" was a puppet of my puppets. I was planning to send them to crush you, but I wanted to do it myself. Forced impregnation of a child crosses a line for me."
"He was a bully."
"And you are a cold-blooded torturer. Yet, not even you deserve that. Don't worry, I can feel mercy. But, foolish kid, I choose not to."
"Avada Kedavra!" Harrymort's eyes bulge as he misses. A Shadow Ball strikes him and knocks him to the floor. Bellatrix tries to protect him, but her heart blows up from the inside. The Dark One learned this technique after many past defeats. To make sure nobody dares to take his place, he mastered a technique that uses the target's evil against them, causing internal damage. To someone like Bellatrix, it's instant death.
The wooden soldiers use bows and shoot everywhere, and so do the centaurs. Luna and Herminion launch spell after spell, while Susan and Hannah simply run away. They have the chance to abandon their abuser, who believes women are trophies.
And they seize it. As they leave, they spot a golden barrier of Twilight behind them. It has the height of a tower and can hurt anything it touches.
Ganondorf finally appears. The wooden cavalry charges at him, but he summons phantom riders and defeats them. The Fiery Fairies hurl fireballs at him. He deflects them all with his cape and sends them to the wooden soldiers. Then he makes a Shadow Ball and punches it, splitting it in multiple smaller ones.
Herminion uses Crucio and makes him flinch. But he smirks afterwards. "I am used to pain. I am also a god. Time to show you true power, little girl." He fries her with purple lightning, only to get hit by a volley of centaur arrows.
"Pathetic. I have some creatures like you, the Lynels. And they will kill you if you look at them funny. By the way, my spies told me that your master murdered unicorns and drank their blood. Interesting."
As the centaurs start doubting Harrymort, Luna tries to use Imperius on Ganondorf. Who starts laughing. "Mind control works to the weak-minded. Not to someone who saw through the "Colonel Sanders" lie and used your Headmaster as my own "Dark Colonel" while having a replica of him actually being evil." "Luna" takes her true form, the beautiful yet eerie Moon Maiden.
"I should have known... you were always a step ahead of me. This is why I had to cooperate with Voldemort... I could never take your place alone!" She creates Crescent Moon Razors and fires them at Ganondorf, who blocks them and draws his greatsword.
As he charges, she creates a powerful attack. "Full Moon Beam!"
It's so strong that actually does damage. Which makes Ganondorf fight seriously. He fires a big ball of thunder and zaps her. Then he dashes with tremendous speed, elbows her, punches her face and uses his greatsword to cut off her head.
Then his right hand is filled with Darkness and he does a giant claw swipe, destroying all remaining enemy troops.
Harrymort is last. He casts the killing curse again. The Dark Lord teleports away. Then he floats in front of the wizard.
"W... what are you?"
"I am the Dark Lord, Harrymort. You are just a kid playing hero, while in reality you are a monster. You are sinful, vile, an abortion. And I, as a god, have to exterminate you."
Harrymort turns into a Nemean Lion. Ganondorf turns into his giant boar form. "Wrong move, kid."
The thick skin and the ritual made Harrymort safe both from Ganon's fiery breath and bullet seeds. And a trident stab. But when the lion lunges, the trident easily swats it away like a kitten!
Ganon touches the ground and stuns Harrymort. "Too bad you can't fly." And he casts his biggest, strongest Shadow Ball, which he named Gigasphere. Even a Nemean Lion can be destroyed from that. And it does. Harrymort is dying and Ganon brings him to eye level.
"One last thing. Rape is beneath even the Dark. When we meet again, I will sit on a throne and you will burn in a pit."
Then he rips his head off.
And leaves as if it was a routine mission.
Notes: See? And he only used one original ability, the rest were canon! Harrymort stood no chance.
Ganondorf thought about sending his armies. He could rule Hogwarts and keep his cover. He didn't want to expose himself, his High Generals used Darth Dumb for reasons not related to brute force.
Aw well, he could just rule using fear instead of good publicity. And Harrymort has gone too far, even by the Dark One's low standards.
Harrymort and his harem of sex slaves are busy gathering more and more powers. Power has become a drug for them.
As they advance, having the army of Centaurs, fairies and wooden soldiers, lightning comes from the sky and fries many troops. Harrymort's ritual only gives immunity to fire, and Luna Nogood is struck by a bolt. She survives, however, the way she survived her fall.
Harrymort starts talking tough. "Who are you? Another agent of the Headbastard?"
As the sky fills with crimson clouds, a voice is heard. "No, Harrymort. The "Headmaster" was a puppet of my puppets. I was planning to send them to crush you, but I wanted to do it myself. Forced impregnation of a child crosses a line for me."
"He was a bully."
"And you are a cold-blooded torturer. Yet, not even you deserve that. Don't worry, I can feel mercy. But, foolish kid, I choose not to."
"Avada Kedavra!" Harrymort's eyes bulge as he misses. A Shadow Ball strikes him and knocks him to the floor. Bellatrix tries to protect him, but her heart blows up from the inside. The Dark One learned this technique after many past defeats. To make sure nobody dares to take his place, he mastered a technique that uses the target's evil against them, causing internal damage. To someone like Bellatrix, it's instant death.
The wooden soldiers use bows and shoot everywhere, and so do the centaurs. Luna and Herminion launch spell after spell, while Susan and Hannah simply run away. They have the chance to abandon their abuser, who believes women are trophies.
And they seize it. As they leave, they spot a golden barrier of Twilight behind them. It has the height of a tower and can hurt anything it touches.
Ganondorf finally appears. The wooden cavalry charges at him, but he summons phantom riders and defeats them. The Fiery Fairies hurl fireballs at him. He deflects them all with his cape and sends them to the wooden soldiers. Then he makes a Shadow Ball and punches it, splitting it in multiple smaller ones.
Herminion uses Crucio and makes him flinch. But he smirks afterwards. "I am used to pain. I am also a god. Time to show you true power, little girl." He fries her with purple lightning, only to get hit by a volley of centaur arrows.
"Pathetic. I have some creatures like you, the Lynels. And they will kill you if you look at them funny. By the way, my spies told me that your master murdered unicorns and drank their blood. Interesting."
As the centaurs start doubting Harrymort, Luna tries to use Imperius on Ganondorf. Who starts laughing. "Mind control works to the weak-minded. Not to someone who saw through the "Colonel Sanders" lie and used your Headmaster as my own "Dark Colonel" while having a replica of him actually being evil." "Luna" takes her true form, the beautiful yet eerie Moon Maiden.
"I should have known... you were always a step ahead of me. This is why I had to cooperate with Voldemort... I could never take your place alone!" She creates Crescent Moon Razors and fires them at Ganondorf, who blocks them and draws his greatsword.
As he charges, she creates a powerful attack. "Full Moon Beam!"
It's so strong that actually does damage. Which makes Ganondorf fight seriously. He fires a big ball of thunder and zaps her. Then he dashes with tremendous speed, elbows her, punches her face and uses his greatsword to cut off her head.
Then his right hand is filled with Darkness and he does a giant claw swipe, destroying all remaining enemy troops.
Harrymort is last. He casts the killing curse again. The Dark Lord teleports away. Then he floats in front of the wizard.
"W... what are you?"
"I am the Dark Lord, Harrymort. You are just a kid playing hero, while in reality you are a monster. You are sinful, vile, an abortion. And I, as a god, have to exterminate you."
Harrymort turns into a Nemean Lion. Ganondorf turns into his giant boar form. "Wrong move, kid."
The thick skin and the ritual made Harrymort safe both from Ganon's fiery breath and bullet seeds. And a trident stab. But when the lion lunges, the trident easily swats it away like a kitten!
Ganon touches the ground and stuns Harrymort. "Too bad you can't fly." And he casts his biggest, strongest Shadow Ball, which he named Gigasphere. Even a Nemean Lion can be destroyed from that. And it does. Harrymort is dying and Ganon brings him to eye level.
"One last thing. Rape is beneath even the Dark. When we meet again, I will sit on a throne and you will burn in a pit."
Then he rips his head off.
And leaves as if it was a routine mission.
Notes: See? And he only used one original ability, the rest were canon! Harrymort stood no chance.
