Death Battle! Luffy vs Sterk!
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pan2000In the red corner, we have Luffy, the meat-loving, adventurous pirate captain!
In the blue corner, we have Sterk, the cold-blooder killer who targets meat-eaters! (Btw, he uses only canon arsenal and abilities, so not my buffs here)
FIGHT!
Luffy is eating a big pile of meat again, stuffing as much as he can in his mouth. When suddenly someone points a big knife at him.
"Who are you?"
"My name is Sterk, and I am here to stop your senseless violence. Right now, you make many innocents suffer for your selfish pleasure."
"I am just eating meat. I supposed you wanted my head because I am a pirate, and in fact aiming to be the King of Pirates!"
"No. As my friends tell me, piracy is not nearly as evil as eating meat."
Luffy can only stare at this guy. This does not make sense. He demolished the champion of the CP9 and this guy's problem is that he is eating meat?
"Do you know why I want to be the Pirate King? So I can be free of people who hate others for their race, wealth or what they eat. I might be a pirate, but I don't kill, especially for something as petty as eating meat."
Sterk frowns. "Heh... it's actually my best excuse. As anyone knows, people who disagree with me are but animals... or at least equal."
And he summons zombies, his previous victims.
Luffy has seen such self-righteousness only from Akainu and the Celestial Dragons. The former is probably the one person Luffy would ever kill.
As the zombies march at the pirate, he gives them a badass glare. And they are all knocked out, one by one.
The Conqueror's Haki even makes Sterk nervous, but doesn't knock him out, for his will to serve the demonkind and murder people is strong.
He takes advantage of Luffy being distracted by the minions and shoots him six times. But Luffy's rubber body deflects all bullets.
"Hmmm... strange."
"I am rubber! Gomu Gomu No... Pistol!"
The professional killer and demon, emotionlessly, dodges the fist and manages to slash Luffy's arm, actually drawing blood.
"Rubber, huh? Not good for sharp objects. You are good, but I am a demon."
"I am not afraid of you! I have confronted worse zombie masters who even stole shadows! I am not even afraid of Yonko. Come on!"
Sterk charges with his big knife to chop the Straw Hat. However, Luffy's fruit is stronger than someone could think.
"Gomu Gomu No... Gatling!"
Sterk gets hundreds of fast rubber punches to the face, which becomes bloody.
"Ugh... I will teach you to eat meat, murderer!"
Insulted, Luffy who hasn't murdered anybody retaliates with... "Gomu Gomu No... Bazooka!"
And Sterk is launched really far away, too weak to fight back any longer. Unbeknownst to Luffy, who keeps his hands clean this way, Sterk lands on top of a big wedding cake. The last thing he remembers is the mouth of a fat giant woman who didn't even notice him.
In the blue corner, we have Sterk, the cold-blooder killer who targets meat-eaters! (Btw, he uses only canon arsenal and abilities, so not my buffs here)
FIGHT!
Luffy is eating a big pile of meat again, stuffing as much as he can in his mouth. When suddenly someone points a big knife at him.
"Who are you?"
"My name is Sterk, and I am here to stop your senseless violence. Right now, you make many innocents suffer for your selfish pleasure."
"I am just eating meat. I supposed you wanted my head because I am a pirate, and in fact aiming to be the King of Pirates!"
"No. As my friends tell me, piracy is not nearly as evil as eating meat."
Luffy can only stare at this guy. This does not make sense. He demolished the champion of the CP9 and this guy's problem is that he is eating meat?
"Do you know why I want to be the Pirate King? So I can be free of people who hate others for their race, wealth or what they eat. I might be a pirate, but I don't kill, especially for something as petty as eating meat."
Sterk frowns. "Heh... it's actually my best excuse. As anyone knows, people who disagree with me are but animals... or at least equal."
And he summons zombies, his previous victims.
Luffy has seen such self-righteousness only from Akainu and the Celestial Dragons. The former is probably the one person Luffy would ever kill.
As the zombies march at the pirate, he gives them a badass glare. And they are all knocked out, one by one.
The Conqueror's Haki even makes Sterk nervous, but doesn't knock him out, for his will to serve the demonkind and murder people is strong.
He takes advantage of Luffy being distracted by the minions and shoots him six times. But Luffy's rubber body deflects all bullets.
"Hmmm... strange."
"I am rubber! Gomu Gomu No... Pistol!"
The professional killer and demon, emotionlessly, dodges the fist and manages to slash Luffy's arm, actually drawing blood.
"Rubber, huh? Not good for sharp objects. You are good, but I am a demon."
"I am not afraid of you! I have confronted worse zombie masters who even stole shadows! I am not even afraid of Yonko. Come on!"
Sterk charges with his big knife to chop the Straw Hat. However, Luffy's fruit is stronger than someone could think.
"Gomu Gomu No... Gatling!"
Sterk gets hundreds of fast rubber punches to the face, which becomes bloody.
"Ugh... I will teach you to eat meat, murderer!"
Insulted, Luffy who hasn't murdered anybody retaliates with... "Gomu Gomu No... Bazooka!"
And Sterk is launched really far away, too weak to fight back any longer. Unbeknownst to Luffy, who keeps his hands clean this way, Sterk lands on top of a big wedding cake. The last thing he remembers is the mouth of a fat giant woman who didn't even notice him.
