pan2000 ([personal profile] pan2000) wrote2020-12-03 11:42 pm

Sue Profile: Luna Nogood

Power: 8/10
Influence: 10/10
Vileness: 11/10

I had done Harrymort in the distant past. He was an irredeemable piece of shit and an insult to canon Harry. Anyone who thinks making women brainwashed sex slaves is ok needs help. Well, here is the second biggest Sue in the story, who is actually even MORE evil than him!

The Influence parameter is extremely high because she somehow is related to every fairy tale character ever and her influence extends to Alice of Wonderland, allowing her to make Harrymort overpowered and nuke some Muslims. She is also related to Wendy from Peter Pan, the Malfoys, and even Mother Gothel who is whitewashed because the author is an incel.

Her backstory has so many plot holes you could paint it yellow, give it an annoying laugh and call it SpongeBob. She also makes rants similar to the main Stu's, and she is always supposed to be in the right. When Harrymort tortures the Dursleys to the point you forget they were abusive and want to end their suffering, he shows a glimpse of regret. Of being Harry. Luna, showing an impressive display of morality, points out forcing three Muggles to eat each other for eternity because they neglected an innocent child related to them was the right thing to do.

But no, no, that's not the worst thing. I am not a fan of Lucius and Draco, but what will follow disgusted me. Luna murders Lucius to steal his vast fortune. Draco wants revenge and attempts to kill her. Justified. She plays the victim and makes him subjected to forced sex change and impregnation that will last many many years, and also blackmails his mom to comply. And she thinks this is not a harsh punishment. Did I mention Draco is underage? Luna Nogood doesn't care. She also suggested naked wrestling with other children earlier.

Bully or not, YOU DON'T GET A CHILD RAPED REPEATEDLY, ASSHOLE!

In TV Tropes we couldn't classify her as a complete monster because we are supposed to root for her.

From fighting skills, she is submissive to Harrymort and makes everyone else be too, and she also has the powers of a fairy, a Nemean Lion and a unicorn, because she is totally pure of heart amirite?

She appears in the spitefic "Unholy Alliance" as one of the main villains, being the turncoat Black Legion member Moon Maiden. Who had been given the boot by the Dark One because she was too vile for the standards of a deity who keeps the likes of Alastor and binds the souls of innocent women and their abusers forcibly. Specifically, the Dark One punished pedophiles with execution and the Maiden wanted to kill him and take his place... But she wasn't strong enough to do so directly.

So, she allied herself with the Fairy Queen and Harrymort. The former was willing to do anything, ANYTHING to repopulate her race, while the latter wanted an immortal harem of brainwashed slaves to adore him. The Dryads would breed more Fae, so the three combined their evil agendas. She was actually manipulating both of her allies so she could overthrow her archenemy, and made a confusing story for her origins as a cover-up.

She chastises everyone in her side for being weak when they show empathy and, when Finn breaks the cauldron that made the women immortal breeding machines, the Moon Maiden proposes to the Fairy Queen to take him as her own personal breeder to repopulate her race. She is slain when Zant, the Dark One's right-hand man, duels with her to the death after exposing her treachery. Good riddance.
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[personal profile] ki_no_shirayuki 2020-12-03 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Moon Maiden? Keep your stupid claws off Kaguya, you shitty fic!

Am I the only one calling her Lunatic?