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Five Jojo heroes who could defeat Kylo Ren (and five who would not)
I put up heroes against hordes of Jofoes. Now let's do the reverse! Which Jojos and Jobros can deal poetic justice on Kylo?
Can: Joseph Joestar
Your next line is: "Of course! He is smarter than Kylo and will see through all his tricks!" And you will not be wrong. While Kylo was murdering civilians and his dad in cold blood without a fight, and got wounded by anyone who actually tried to fight him, except Luke who still humiliated him, Joseph was killing Aztec gods. Barely, but still! Even old, Joseph has Hermit Purple which increases his range, and his Hamon is actually pretty potent.
Can't: Guido Mista
Mista is underrated. He freaks out when he hears four, he gets a lot of beatings, but he is also brave and actually effective. However, his Stand is homing sentient bullets. Bullets Kylo can just stop in mid-air and just murder Mista.
Can: Jotaro Kujo
Kylo is not a good man. He will say he is innocent and that everyone else is the problem, he is abusive and will feign vulnerability to murder his own dad and countless civilians. These do not work on Jotaro, who will stop time before Kylo can freeze him and make him wish he was fighting Rey instead. Kylo is a melee fighter, which is a bad thing against Jotaro. Han would stand more of a chance.
Can't: Okyasu
Okyasu could on paper demolish Kylo Ren. The Hand could erase him from existence, which would be a favor to Rey. But... he is not clever. Kylo is actually a great manipulator and can feign innocence even to people who know what a monster he is. He would trick Okyasu.
Can: Bruno Buccariati
Bruno is the mafioso who leads a renegade gang against a mob boss that sells drugs to children. He is ruthless against his enemies, though he can also be a leader and very clever. He could use his Stand to create zippers and decapitate Kylo.
Can't: Jonathan Joestar
Honestly, I would really, really want Jonathan Joestar to destroy Kylo Ren. And like Okyasu, if he gets serious, he will punch through him. But there is a problem. Jonathan is too pure and innocent. Once Kylo starts saying he is a victim and feigns innocence, Jonathan will hesitate to punch him and will get killed by a cheap stab for it.
Can: Noriaki Kakyoin
He will never live down the way he eats cherries for me, but he is actually a great warrior. Kylo can sense invisible things with the Force, so he can sense the Stand, and freeze the Emerald Splash (or just deflect it with his saber), but Kakyoin is not an idiot. He would use his Stand to get inside Kylo, or immobilize him with threads, and only then Emerald Splash him to death. Of course, he can be frozen first, but he will find a way to evade that one.
Can't: Robert Speedwagon
Yes, Kylo would totally pick a fight with him. Yes, Speedwagon can actually fight better than your average crook. His bladed hat can surprise people and even wound Jonathan, while his sledgehammer can destroy a zombie, and Speedwagon will analyze Kylo perfectly. However, Kylo can sense and stop the bladed hat with the Force, cut through the hammer with the saber, freeze Speedwagon and stab him to death, since he has defeated Padawans and six elite warriors at once.
Can: Rohan Kishibe
Rohan is actually OP and a bit ruthless. Kylo could negate Heaven's Door by closing his eyes and trusting the Force... but no. He won't. He will give in to his anger and charge at Rohan. Or he will try to feign innocence, only to see a paper that says "you will tell only the truth, motherfucker". Rohan can write him hitting himself, being unable to hurt him, or even worse, Rey seeing his true colors.
Can't: Josuke Higashigata
Josuke can hit hard and fix things, and that makes him the ultimate helper in teamfights. However, he has to usually attack by punching, which puts him at Kylo's range, can't heal himself, can be frozen through the Force... and above all else, Kylo knows how to manipulate through words. And he will not insult Josuke's hair, which would cost him the fight.
Can: Joseph Joestar
Your next line is: "Of course! He is smarter than Kylo and will see through all his tricks!" And you will not be wrong. While Kylo was murdering civilians and his dad in cold blood without a fight, and got wounded by anyone who actually tried to fight him, except Luke who still humiliated him, Joseph was killing Aztec gods. Barely, but still! Even old, Joseph has Hermit Purple which increases his range, and his Hamon is actually pretty potent.
Can't: Guido Mista
Mista is underrated. He freaks out when he hears four, he gets a lot of beatings, but he is also brave and actually effective. However, his Stand is homing sentient bullets. Bullets Kylo can just stop in mid-air and just murder Mista.
Can: Jotaro Kujo
Kylo is not a good man. He will say he is innocent and that everyone else is the problem, he is abusive and will feign vulnerability to murder his own dad and countless civilians. These do not work on Jotaro, who will stop time before Kylo can freeze him and make him wish he was fighting Rey instead. Kylo is a melee fighter, which is a bad thing against Jotaro. Han would stand more of a chance.
Can't: Okyasu
Okyasu could on paper demolish Kylo Ren. The Hand could erase him from existence, which would be a favor to Rey. But... he is not clever. Kylo is actually a great manipulator and can feign innocence even to people who know what a monster he is. He would trick Okyasu.
Can: Bruno Buccariati
Bruno is the mafioso who leads a renegade gang against a mob boss that sells drugs to children. He is ruthless against his enemies, though he can also be a leader and very clever. He could use his Stand to create zippers and decapitate Kylo.
Can't: Jonathan Joestar
Honestly, I would really, really want Jonathan Joestar to destroy Kylo Ren. And like Okyasu, if he gets serious, he will punch through him. But there is a problem. Jonathan is too pure and innocent. Once Kylo starts saying he is a victim and feigns innocence, Jonathan will hesitate to punch him and will get killed by a cheap stab for it.
Can: Noriaki Kakyoin
He will never live down the way he eats cherries for me, but he is actually a great warrior. Kylo can sense invisible things with the Force, so he can sense the Stand, and freeze the Emerald Splash (or just deflect it with his saber), but Kakyoin is not an idiot. He would use his Stand to get inside Kylo, or immobilize him with threads, and only then Emerald Splash him to death. Of course, he can be frozen first, but he will find a way to evade that one.
Can't: Robert Speedwagon
Yes, Kylo would totally pick a fight with him. Yes, Speedwagon can actually fight better than your average crook. His bladed hat can surprise people and even wound Jonathan, while his sledgehammer can destroy a zombie, and Speedwagon will analyze Kylo perfectly. However, Kylo can sense and stop the bladed hat with the Force, cut through the hammer with the saber, freeze Speedwagon and stab him to death, since he has defeated Padawans and six elite warriors at once.
Can: Rohan Kishibe
Rohan is actually OP and a bit ruthless. Kylo could negate Heaven's Door by closing his eyes and trusting the Force... but no. He won't. He will give in to his anger and charge at Rohan. Or he will try to feign innocence, only to see a paper that says "you will tell only the truth, motherfucker". Rohan can write him hitting himself, being unable to hurt him, or even worse, Rey seeing his true colors.
Can't: Josuke Higashigata
Josuke can hit hard and fix things, and that makes him the ultimate helper in teamfights. However, he has to usually attack by punching, which puts him at Kylo's range, can't heal himself, can be frozen through the Force... and above all else, Kylo knows how to manipulate through words. And he will not insult Josuke's hair, which would cost him the fight.