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Stu Profile: Emil Kudos

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 13:12:35 GMT

( Of all the Starfleet villains, HE was chosen to be sympathetic? )

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Five hints that Talon Ted is Matt Engarde

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 07:24:39 GMT

For those who read my new update, I spoil nothing. I all but spelled it out. So yeah, I made a composite character of two sociopaths, the self-destructive and overly egoistical Talon Ted and the paranoid, murderous, two-faced Matt Engarde. Or basically the latter posing as the former.

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Death Battle! Pan Hancock vs Count Logan!

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 09:41:32 GMT

Note: Pan is far more powerful here than in New Timeline because he had lost half of his power after he was defeated by the Dark One.

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Stu Profile: Count Logan

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 08:51:59 GMT

Power: 9.5/10
Influence: 9/10
Vileness: 10/10

If Raziel from Vegan Artbook and Takara from Daimiyo's Grandchild are too evil for you and their excuses stupid, you don't know this guy. The least lame thing about him is being a Count Bleck ripoff. His true indentity is Beast Boy, who is a very sympathetic character in his canon, and provides excellent humor. In the fic, he left the Titans because Terra wanted a normal life and left him for reasons where neither was to blame, Slade was.

What did our noble hero do? Use an evil artifact to turn into Count Logan, Ultimate Abuser 9000! And, pissed that others are happy couples and he is miserable, he decides to destroy everything so nobody will be happy. His power also comes from his extreme hatred. Don't you want him to die yet?

Because the author doesn't. He expects this thing to be sympathetic. A quote that describes him is "I will destroy her and the Resistance" for getting rejected. No, no, that's an insult to Kylo. Logan is even more despicable, since he planned to destroy the entire universe for getting rejected. The Count is also burning villages, blows up a former friend's planet for being happy with another of his friends, decapitates the husband and child of a princess for being happily married... If you ever find a Yandere or villain pathetic, think of this guy and feel better about them.

He emotionally abuses Terra, blaming her wanting to be normal and rejecting him for everything despicable he does, and also blames his friends for giving him legitimately helpful advice and not giving him Terra as a trophy. But why would he want Terra to be normal? She is nothing, but not to him. He loves her and so she should be his!

In the end, he does redeem himself, but only after getting exactly what he wanted. Terra apologizes for rejecting him and wanting to be normal, even though Slade had a big part of the blame, while the Titans apologize for not being supportive, even though they were, and he doesn't apologize for killing all these people and blaming them for it! Yeah, I hated when the first sentence of this paragraph was applied to Kylo, and I hate it more right now! Logan also fights against a worse enemy who betrayed him afterwards, and sacrifices himself in battle, THANK GOD. This doesn't erase his actions at all. At least I don't remember Terra kissing him, even though they became a couple again due to his manipulation.

Honestly, like Harrymort, if the author didn't try to whitewash the fucker, Logan would qualify as a complete monster. But apparently, in the series involving him, selfishness is a virtue. He is quite powerful, hard to put down, but someone has to do that for making Beast Boy look horrible!

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Stu Profile: Stone Heart

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 09:54:36 GMT

Aaaah... Good old days. How long did it take for me to make another of those? I usually make self-promotion and vs nowdays. I nearly forgot the Sue Stats at the beginning!

Nearly.

Power: 3/10 (He is but a failed writer)
Influence: 1/10 (No, it's not a typo, he doesn't even want friends)
Vileness: 8/10 (At least he never committed murder)

I might have to make another meter for wangst, because this guy will not stop bitching about how he doesn't have everything handed to him and everything should be about him. He is the protagonist of the first fic of Friendship is Failure. I am not even a brony and I find the title spiteful and utterly wrong, because I believe in friendship (and yes, it can help even in combat).

Basically, the Mane Six try to help Stone Heart reconcile with his former classmates, not realising Stone doesn't want to be friends with anyone or that he is willing to give anything. He whines about being a trash man, but trash men are useful to society because someone has to do the dirty work. At first everything goes well, and one of the guys who teased him and is the boyfriend of the woman he used to love even helps publish his book!

Stone even momentarily gets praised by everyone for publishing his book. He could truly find happiness... But the moron had to blow it! He started asking the girl he loved why she chose the other guy over him, he showed obsession, they were calm but he started yelling at them... Stone also is very much an admitted author avatar. The girl, Sandy, and her husband were always polite and even tried to apologize, but he simply stormed off, and he found a way to make everything about himself.

“You’re pests! Disgraceful… selfish, inconsiderate ponies and I have no desire to be friends with you nor have I any use for you two." He sees friends as people he can use. Right. Right. Plus, yeah, the criticism he got was not constructive, but did he need to use magic to retaliate? And then he held a grudge and did everything in his power not to reconcile with anyone, even those who defended him.

Plus, the straw critics are implied to simply be joking. When the heroines came to give him another chance to get friends, Stone basically was willing to drag them to court and yelled, and tried to isolate himself as much as he could.

"It's always what THEY wanted, what OTHERS wanted. Well, what about ME?" Yeah, this guy basically has no friends because he can't settle with anything less than what he wants, refuses to take criticism and is just plain miserable and selfish.

Later, it gets to the point where he causes nightmares on anyone who criticizes him because it's easier than him changing. And he will blow a chance of success if it means to stroke his ego.

Stone Heart should be used as a role model for things to avoid as a writer and person.

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Stu Profile: Nobukinz

Fri, 01 May 2020 20:31:15 GMT

Power: 3/10 (time manipulation is OP enough to give this weakling 3 points alone)
Influence: 9/10 (even history starts getting warped around him, only escapes a ten because he sometimes gets called out, even wrongly at a few times)
Vileness: 10/10 (educates teenage girls to become sex toys. That's just one of his major crimes)

There is a very good reason one of my two crossover pairings includes him and Malty Melomarc, aka Bitch Slut. Both are equally repulsive, but at least we are not supposed to see Bitch as a hero...

Plus, she wouldn't be wrong this time if she accused him of rape! His reaction when a teacher saw him groping a student? He rapes the teacher, saying he has nothing to lose. And of course, it's all her fault...

He gets all those girls (not women, his harem consists primarily of GIRLS) because he is supposedly a descendant of Oda Nobunaga. Honestly, he somehow manages to be worse than the war criminal that is his ancestor. (It helps that some of Nobunaga's goals, like unifying Japan, had some nobility. This Stu just wants to get laid.)

He has a power to bring historical figures from the past, ignoring any possible limitations somehow, and uses it "accidentally" to have more sex slaves!

And he also somehow has the power to return an immature spirit to her time by being on the recieving end of anal or sucking the host's nipples. Yes, even good anime can be weird, but this is batshit insane.

However, unlike the ruthless warlord that was Nobunaga, this sleazebag is no fighter and could probably lose to you, the readers, in a fight.

However, there is a moment where you DO feel sorry for him. When he almost gets raped by someone who was supposedly the man who respected Nobunaga the most. He is genuinely terrified. Then again, I did feel sorry for Malty when she got raped to death and Dio for having an abusive dad, so feeling pity once does not make Oda-Sensei redeemable at all.

The plot of his series consists of him making historical figures treat him like a mix of a god and a sex toy. Every girl, including fucking children, wants to get in the fuckface's pants. And history is warped to satisfy his perverse needs for sex slaves. Even a boy falls for him and molests him. Everything is about him, and all girls talk about sex and him.

Then again, all characters not named Nobukinz are 1. Trapped spirits who can only break free by sexual ways because it's this stupid anime or 2. Trained to live in the new world by porn. That alone makes Nobukinz, who trains the girls through hentai, irredeemable.

He has no problem groping children, so you can imagine how he treats adult women. You won't be wrong.

However, sometimes he does get called out. We are still supposed to root for him, even when the accusations are correct. But Nobukinz loses Stu points, only a few, because sometimes he is blamed for things that aren't his fault completely and struggles to prove himself in the right.

For irony, he teaches history, but isn't above changing it for selfish reasons.

Likes: Hentai, manipulation, using his lineage to get laid, teenage girls (too much), sucking tits (way way too much), rape, having his back washed.
Dislikes: Gay men and transexuals, being called out for his lust, respecting women.

Can we clip him please? Or is it less cruel than a date with Myne?

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Sue profile: Harrymort

Sat, 22 Feb 2020 13:57:29 GMT

Power: 8/10
Influence: 9/10
Vileness: 10/10

This evil entity started using poor Harry Potter as a vessel when the poor boy was partially kissed by a Dementor. Indeed, the result was a being which could be considered soulless.

He gathered a harem of girls, whom he treated as trophy wives. Unbeknownst to him, Luna Lovegood had been kidnapped and replaced with an even more evil being than himself, who encouraged him to do heinous acts or not regret them.

His archenemy is Albus Dumbledore, who somehow was turned into a mustache-twirling villain who dies constantly in ridiculous ways. A far cry from the flawed, but wise Headmaster.

His crimes involve torture, staging a child's rape, theft, kidnapping, fraud, skinning sentient beings and even his own pets alive, brainwashing, slavery, more torture, murder, genocide, ursuping, scrapegoating, arson, isolation, fucking up history and even more torture. He also makes lectures that will bore you to death.

Of course, being a Stu, the story portrays him as pure good and having a backbone. And somehow, all girls love him. Well, he is pure alright!

Likes: Pretending to be the hero, girls, doing every vile act possible, ranting and being a hypocrite.

Dislikes: People who serve anyone other than himself, the undead, people who disagree with him, the Headmaster.

He is sadly a skilled wizard and is immune to fire. Not that fire would touch him if it had any free will.

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